I most look forward to flying with ...

...though in the meantime I'll enjoy having my leatherman micro, and not just the silly disguised as a key microtool.

Being able to carry my telescoping and entirely non-functional travel sword would be nice, too. Or bottles of maple syrup and jars of pumpkin butter. (This list drawn from some of my more memorable interactions with TSA.)

Works for me, as long as you stay out of my seat.

(Though "sense of liberty" seems rather vague - you might not have it but you sense it? Drugs? A disturbance in the Force? Wat?)

Definitely. I will feel more secure on my next flight with a squad of armored footmen carrying halberds.

Duh!

as you stay out of my seat.

Shouldn't you at least see who you're talking to before you add that condition?

You can fly naked or you can carry a knife. You can't do both.

or totally in your face

Teabaggers.

Please don't give them ideas. The next thing you know they will make it compulsory to fly naked.