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Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love 470

treqie writes "During the trial of pirate bay yesterday, a professor (Roger Wallis) took the witness stand. He told the court things that the prosecutors did not want to hear. The prosecutors then tried to discredit both him and his team's work in the area, as well as his title, it was a real spectacle. In the end, the judge asked if he wanted compensation for being there — he replied that he did not want anything, but they could send flowers to his wife. Many listening online heard, and began sending her flowers, from all over the world. As of this submission, the sum is over 40,000 SEK worth of flowers. There's even a Facebook group for it."
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Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

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  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:09PM (#27014409)

    Isn't that a bit sticky?

  • by s0litaire ( 1205168 ) * on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:10PM (#27014425)
    ...to the phrase "Flower Power" :D
  • by dctoastman ( 995251 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:11PM (#27014441) Homepage

    There's a Facebook group for everything. There's even a Facebook group who's whole statement is that there are too many useless groups on Facebook.

  • his works (Score:5, Informative)

    by TheSHAD0W ( 258774 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:12PM (#27014455) Homepage

    Someone might appreciate a link to a sample of his work [mandyhaberman.com]...

  • by Leafheart ( 1120885 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:13PM (#27014477)

    Whenever I do something that pisses off my girlfriend (yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO), ask random people on the Internet to send her flowers, giving them her address in between.

    On a second thought, do I still have the address of my bitch ex-girlfriend? Hmmmm *punders*

  • by furby076 ( 1461805 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:14PM (#27014485) Homepage

    Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

    ....makes my eyes bleed.

  • by drinkypoo ( 153816 ) <drink@hyperlogos.org> on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:14PM (#27014487) Homepage Journal

    When I read the headline, that's not what I pictured. :/

  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:21PM (#27014565)
    40000 kr SEK = $4446.68 USD = €3501.32 EUR
  • That is it? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Steauengeglase ( 512315 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:24PM (#27014611)

    It should be noted that the krona is worth about $0.11, so it ends up being like $4,446. For those of us who purchased long stems for our loved ones last Valentines that comes up to about 3 roses and a plush teddy bear or a handful of Gerber daises and a cardboard and macaroni "I luv U" card.

  • by NonUniqueNickname ( 1459477 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:24PM (#27014627)
    The prosecution is wasting everyone's time questioning him about mp3s and album sales, no one cares. Ask him how he picks up women.

    He proposed half an hour after we met and I said maybe. After a day, he had convinced me.

  • An idea! (Score:5, Funny)

    by RockMFR ( 1022315 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:26PM (#27014651)
    The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.
    • Re:An idea! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by i.r.id10t ( 595143 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:28PM (#27014701)

      Nah, if they did that then Monsanto would sue 'em for patent infringement...

      • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

        by Anonymous Coward

        No, even Monsanto would not want to piss off the M.A.F.I.A.A. (Music And Flower Industry Association of America)

        • Re:An idea! (Score:5, Insightful)

          by Kell Bengal ( 711123 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @03:31PM (#27015609)
          I don't think you appreciate how frightening Monsanto actually is. They make the *IAA look like cuddly pussycats in comparison.
          • Re:An idea! (Score:5, Informative)

            by Isotopian ( 942850 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @04:03PM (#27016123)
            A serious point in a not so serious thread. Monsanto is the company that sues farmers for 'seed patent' violation. I'd much rather deal with the *IAA, stand up to em at all and they drop the case. Monsanto will sue you to oblivion.
            • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

              by Rimbo ( 139781 )

              Most farmers in the USA are massive agricultural corporations nowadays, anyhow.

          • Re:An idea! (Score:5, Informative)

            by apoc.famine ( 621563 ) <apoc.famine@g m a i l . com> on Friday February 27, 2009 @06:01PM (#27017585) Journal
            Pretty much their entire business is built on selling chemicals. A lot of them have been turned into "food simulation" products. You know, shit that seems something like food, but is not food. That or "food which isn't normal food because we fucked with it". Examples include:

            Aspartame
            Saccharin
            Agent Orange
            Dioxin and PCBs
            rBGH
            RoundUp
            Genetically modified crops resistant to RoundUp
            One-use seeds which produce infertile crops
            And pick pretty much any lawsuit world-wide involving scary-ass GM crops
    • Re:An idea! (Score:5, Informative)

      by discord5 ( 798235 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @03:37PM (#27015687)

      The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

      And taking pictures of flowers would be illegal, and people who make perfume smelling like flowers would have to pay royalties. They would lobby the Dutch government for the illegal tulip growing, and artificially keep the prices of roses extremely high. 1% of the actual revenue of the flower-sale would go the person who grew and nurtured the plant, 2% to the company that shipped it, 3% to the guy who actually sold the flower, and 94% would go to the middle man. After a couple of decennia all the flowers will smell the same, so that you can no longer bear the stink. The flower-tax collection agency will however every year demand that you pay them for the 2 square feet of grass in front of your house, because you might grow flowers in that.

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far, but I think I'm going in the flower industry. brb business plan

  • Economic recovery (Score:5, Insightful)

    by GameMaster ( 148118 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:31PM (#27014749)

    And that, my friends, is how you spur on economic recovery. With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town.

    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by homer_s ( 799572 )
      With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town... at the expense of all the other industries where that money would've instead been spent.
  • by Mr.Fork ( 633378 ) <edward@j@reddy.gmail@com> on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:36PM (#27014817) Journal
    One of my papers for my MBA was the study of piracy. My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place. If someone downloads it for free, it's not lost revenue because they were never a customer to begin with. Yet these companies try to stop the 'thieves' who are not even going to become their customer.

    My paper also showed that the issue was pirates selling full-priced products as the real-deal, not lost sales from never-would-be-a-customer. Even a bigger issue - these free downloads ALMOST 100% garner interest in these products - so that when they had money, or felt they wished to support a product, the former free-bee turned them into a paying customer to get a new version.

    With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.
    • by fm6 ( 162816 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:56PM (#27015117) Homepage Journal

      I really, really doubt that there is zero loss to piracy. It goes against all I know of human nature to suggest that there are no people out there who look for ways to get something for free before they look to pay for it. Besides, there are a lot of people who simply don't believe that authors and artists deserve more than a flat fee for their work. David Pogue certainly heard from a lot of them when he complained about people pirating his work.

      That said, it is credible that unauthorized copying can lead to a net gain by IP owners, with extra sales from viral spread of a work offsetting piracy losses. Certainly authors who make their books available online don't seem to suffer for it.

    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by jollyreaper ( 513215 )

      With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.

      Only works when people feel the love. I know I feel no compunction about pirating Microsoft products because they have made my life hell and have gotten their pound of flesh back out of me with all the pain and suffering. When it comes to smaller shops, I want to make sure that they make $ and are around to keep producing more great software. I feel a sense of connection.

      When there are no practical barriers to piracy, the creators will have to provide a compelling reason for people to want to give them mone

      • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

        by TapeCutter ( 624760 )
        "I know I feel no compunction about pirating Microsoft products because they have made my life hell and have gotten their pound of flesh back out of me with all the pain and suffering."

        Did they send the boys around to knee-cap you, cut off your fingers, beat you up with a chair? If so why do you continue to use their products? - is Bill holding a gun to your head?

        "But if I am enjoying the service they provide then it would be polite of me to contribute."

        By that measure the converse is also true, if
  • Damn! (Score:5, Funny)

    by Chabil Ha' ( 875116 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:47PM (#27014965)

    Those pirates are spending money on flowers instead of our media! Quick, summon the lawyers!

  • Legal note (Score:5, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 27, 2009 @02:48PM (#27014969)

    The compensation mentioned wasn't due to the harassment from the prosecutors' side, but rather due to the Swedish legal principle that anyone testifying in court is entitled to compensation for expenses and loss of income.

  • What a happy story (Score:5, Interesting)

    by elashish14 ( 1302231 ) <profcalc4 AT gmail DOT com> on Friday February 27, 2009 @03:05PM (#27015235)

    "She was very worried before the trial. They questioned my competence and that made her very sad. She hadnâ(TM)t slept for two days," Roger said.

    Just goes to show that courage, morality and determination are rewarded. And with that, my faith is restored....

  • by owlnation ( 858981 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @03:23PM (#27015487)
    I'm sure the wives of the Prosecutors must feel overlooked. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what to send them?
  • by Alzheimers ( 467217 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @03:47PM (#27015887)

    Wanna take bets on how many of those orders were done with stolen credit card numbers?

  • by Husgaard ( 858362 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @03:49PM (#27015923)

    There is even a web page [yodo.se] in english, where people can report what they give. Near the bottom of the page is a list of articles from around the world about this. There has even been written a tribute song [youtube.com] to him after his testimony, which Wired covered here [wired.com].

    And this court case has really helped the Pirate Party of Sweden [piratpartiet.se]. During the last week they have gotten over 1000 new members, which makes them the second-largest opposition party (in member count) in Sweden. Their youth organisation has also grown to become the second-largest political youth organization in Sewden.

  • by s0litaire ( 1205168 ) * on Friday February 27, 2009 @04:17PM (#27016323)
    I can see it now! If Pirate Bay wins, every one will start sending the Music bosses "A bunch of pansies" with a note saying "Sorry! for stealing your music. Hugs and kisses The Pirates" :D:D
  • by horza ( 87255 ) on Friday February 27, 2009 @05:04PM (#27016889) Homepage

    This is an academic that is being *asked* to give up his valuable time to help the State in a case. Trying to destroy his reputation is completely unacceptable. To the professor, giving evidence in this trial is just a brief inconvenience whilst he pursues his career. Instead it turns out he was very brave to take on an organisation that acts like the mafia. His wife deserve those flowers, and the Pirate Bay have scored a massive victory in swinging public opinion in their favour.

    Phillip.

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