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Halliburton Applies For Patent-Trolling Patent
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on Mon Nov 10, 2008 01:58 PM
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An anonymous reader writes "Halliburton, the company many folks know as Dick Cheney's previous employer, has apparently taken an interest in methods of patent trolling. In fact, according to Techdirt, the company has applied for a patent on patent trolling. Specifically, it's applied for a patent on the process of finding a company that protected an invention via trade secret, figuring out what that secret is, patenting it ... and then suing the original company. Hopefully, the patent office rejects this patent, because I somehow doubt that Halliburton is trying to get the patent as a way to block others from patent trolling."
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This (Score:5, Funny)
This is hilarious on SOOO many levels. I don't even know who to root for in this story! Help me Slashdot, should I go for Hallburton, the Patent Office, the trolls?
Re:This (Score:5, Interesting)
The first case i'd support Halliburton for. Think of it, they get this patent, and anyone who trolls patents are in violation.
Its a self obsoleting patent. Eventually they will bankrupt all the other trolls and have little left but hang up their hats.
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Re:This (Score:5, Insightful)
I doubt it, more likely they'll just take a small piece of each settlement as a licensing fee.
But, it's not like nobody saw this one coming so I'd suspect that it'll get blocked on the grounds of the inherent obviousness of it.
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Re:This (Score:5, Funny)
I can't wait to hear from the other patent trolls whining about being trolled.
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Its a self obsoleting patent. Eventually they will bankrupt all the other trolls and have little left but hang up their hats.
Goedel strikes again! Hooray!
Re:This (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:This (Score:5, Funny)
I already have a patent on angry face shooting, please do something else. I might sue you.
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Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Yeah, but I invented it an my secret lab in my evil underground lair, and you stole it, patented it and sued me.
So prepare to get sued by Halliburton for it! Oh, and if you live in another country with some resources... prepare to get invaded. :P
Re:This (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe the best we can hope for (besides dying in our sleep) is that this kind of slap-in-the-face application can spur some of the much needed reform.
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Re:This (Score:5, Interesting)
Though as long as it's not illegal, and it meets all the 102 requirements and is not obvious, it will probably be granted.
It may or may not be legal; the patent office and the courts have (finally) started to take a dim view of "business method" and other types of patents that circumvent the original intent of the patent system.
It is obvious, and there exists substantial prior art -- if not, people wouldn't have immediately had a ready-made phrase ("patent troll") to describe what the patent covers.
No doubt buried in the requirements is something that Halliburton hopes will make this bullshit business method patent different from all the other bullshit business method patents, but I'm actually hopeful that they'll get the smackdown they deserve.
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Re:This (Score:5, Insightful)
It sounds like you're assuming that Halliburton will indiscriminately go after anyone who violates their patent, thus making patent trolls everywhere tremble in fear. I don't think it will work out that way. What seems more likely is that they'll hold onto it, using it only against their competitors when it's to their advantage and having little effect on the world of patent trolling as a whole -- and meanwhile, setting yet another precedent for the granting of truly horrible patents. The best thing is for this and every other business method patent (and software patent, and patent on a naturally occurring gene, etc.) to be denied until people get the message that patents are intended to cover physical inventions, and nothing else.
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Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
This will make nothing better.
> sue other patent trolls for violation
They aren't going to sue them, they are going to charge a licensing fee.
Re:Need a better search function. (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not "patenting patent trolling" that needs to be non-obvious, it's the action they're trying to patent - "patent trolling". Patent trolling, although it may not have been obvious back when it became a major problem, is now so common as to be laughably obvious. Unfortunately, prior art exists everywhere.
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Re:Need a better search function. (Score:4, Funny)
You cannot find them because I send thousands of DMCA requests to slashdot to have them removed for infringing on the copyrighted document we had containing the patent idea.
Our lawyers will be contacting you shortly as well.
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Sorry... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sorry... (Score:5, Funny)
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Keep waiting, this being /. he might never exercise.
Re:Sorry... (Score:4, Funny)
In summary...
Halliburton...Dick Cheney...patent trolling...patent...patent trolling...patent...patenting...suing...patent office...patent...Halliburton ...patent...patent...trolling.
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hmm... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:hmm... (Score:5, Insightful)
Moreover, their attempt to patent this procedure would seem to indicate that they were knowingly violating prior art, in fact intentionally doing so, which would seem to imply that they could be charged with fraud or something similar.
I'm surprised they filed this patent attempt, and that their lawyers let it happen - it's like saying "I would like explicit government recognition of my plans to violate the law to ensure that when I do so everyone will recognize exactly what I did."
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Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
From TLWA (Score:5, Informative)
Although patents normally go to the first inventor under a first-to-file system, an inventor who keeps the information secret or just does not publish generally loses the right to the patent and also does not establish prior art. Without prior art, a later inventor can get a valid patent on the same invention and then apply it against earlier inventor(s). All this is easily prevented simply by recognizing the invention and applying for a patent, or by publishing details of how to practice the invention, thus creating prior art.
Emphasis mine.
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Re:hmm... (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:hmm... (Score:5, Interesting)
I don't get it though, the US system is 'first to invent'. So you invent something, keep it as a trade secret, Halliburton reverse engineers and patents it, Halliburton sues you, you produce copious quantities of documentation showing that you invented it first and walk out of the room with their patent under your arm.
In the mean time, they can't get this patent elsewhere because the first-to-file world doesn't recognise business method patents. Or do they propose to patent in the US a method of patent trolling in the rest of the world.
What have I missed?
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I'm gonna apply for first post patent (Score:4, Funny)
Like Radar Detecting (Score:5, Funny)
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No.
You want a radar detector detector detector detector so you're ready when the cops get enough money from tickets to upgrade to radar detector detector detectors.
And you got the analogy wrong.
It's about anti-missile missiles.
"But what if the reds develop anti-anti-missile missile missiles?"
Re:Like Radar Detecting (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Like Radar Detecting (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, the police don't tell you about the Spectre IV, which has a radar-detector-detector-detector detector circuit in them.
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Why stop there? (Score:5, Funny)
When you get to the level of paranoia where you want this, perhaps I could interest you in my radar-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector-detector detector.
It consists of a black box with a little red light, which always blinks to indicate that you're always being watched.
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Re: (Score:3, Informative)
The sales guys at those places are rarely picked for technical knowledge, just their willingness to upsell anything, and try to get people excited about their products.
Case in point: I was looking at some Sony ultra-mini laptop with a ULV Intel chip in it, and I had one of the salesguys come up to me and try to tell me it has a Pentium 4 in it. And this is well after the Intel Core series was being shipped in volume.
I tell my family to not trust anything they say... they're trying to make a sale. The only
Let Them Patent It (Score:5, Interesting)
The methods of figuring out trade secrets are almost always illegal, and can be sued over.
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The methods of figuring out trade secrets are almost always illegal, and can be sued over.
Only if those methods involve illegal methods of corporate espionage. I was recently co-author of a patent for a product with a certain chemical formulation. Some details of the formulation & production were deliberately left out of the patent in order to retain trade secrets. But figuring out those secrets is easy enough by either 1) research or 2) espionage. The former is perfectly legal, but may involve large expenditure of resources - i.e., difficult enough that it might not be worth a company's
Re:Let Them Patent It (Score:4, Interesting)
Then your patent should be invalidated for not disclosing sufficient information to allow a practicitioner skilled in the art to build the patented product.
Similarly, any patents produced via Halliburton's method should be invalidated on the basis of fraud -- if I figure out, through reverse-engineering, the trade secrets embodied in someone else's invention, I still haven't actually _invented_ them. It's not the same as a case of independent invention.
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Patent being a dick. (Score:4, Funny)
So basically halliburton is trying to patent being a dick... I think there's some prior art for that...
-Taylor
Re:Patent being a dick. (Score:5, Funny)
So basically halliburton is trying to patent being a dick... I think there's some prior art for that...
You mean Cheney?
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In re Bilski (Score:5, Insightful)
This is a silly business-methods patent application that will certainly be rejected by the PTO after Bilski. And no, a trade secret certainly does not qualify as prior art in the US. Nor should it.
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And no, a trade secret certainly does not qualify as prior art in the US. Nor should it.
Ahh, but I believe you are incorrect. The U.S. still uses a First to Invent method to establish the correct owner for a patent. The original inventor, who or who's company decided to keep the material secret, should have sufficient documentation to clearly establish him/herself as the first to invent. The fact that a patent was never sought should be irrelevant in this case; the idea was clearly reduced to practice by bringing a product to market based on it (as a trade secret). This would be especially
Re:In re Bilski (Score:4, Interesting)
Yes, the US uses first-to-invent, with no prior user rights.
If GE invents a fancy new molding technique for making plastic parts for a widget of some sort, and keeps it secret for over a year, they lose all rights to patent it, having "suppressed concealed or abandoned" the invention. In a similar vein, if Big Bad Drug Company (tm) invents the 5 cent cure for AIDS and tells the researches to lock it away and never bring it up again or publish their findings, and somebody else invents it, all the documentation in the world that they invented it first won't save them, now the other drug company owns it! At the very worst, you MIGHT be able to invalidate their patent if it wasn't under NDA, just unpublished. But under no circumstances can you take control over their own patent, if you made any acts to conceal or otherwise hide your invention from the public eye.
Business Patents, on the other hand, do have a prior user right codified in law, where you cannot be liable for infringing on a patent if you were using the patented process prior to the "invention" date. HR.2795 and HR.1908/S.1145 both broadened this defense to all patents but neither was passed into law. These bills also would have change it from "first to invent" to "first to file" like the rest of the world has.
In your specific example, were recipes patentable in the USA, then yes, KFC would have to licence Haliburton's new patent or change their own recipe. On the other hand, if somebody invents a new widget and doesn't patent it, it's not a secret even if the manufacturing technique is not published, because anybody can go and buy the widget. The manufacturing technique could still be patented out from under them though!
As long as patent rules are enforced (they aren't!), meaning that it has to be non-trivial, and non-obvious, then there's nothing wrong with this. The reason it's designed this way is to punish people who try to hide their inventions from the public. If GE invents a new manufacturing technique, and refits all their factories under an NDA, but waits 5 years to patent it so their monopoly lasts longer, they should lose all their rights for trying to subvert the system! I don't think it's right that they could get sued over something they invented first, especially since it's open for abuse where they didn't so much suppress it, as think it was trivial and therefore not patentable anyway, and then got sued for billions! But they certainly shouldn't be able to take control of the patent, no way.
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Good to see a principled opinion (Score:3, Interesting)
Wouldn't it be nice to see a principled opinion for a change? An opposition to a bad idea regardless of who is proposing it and why?
I mean, if it were, uhm, the Red Cross, or the ACLU, or a some cooperative, trying to patent patent-trolling, we'd have no problems right? Because they would only use it for The Greater Good and would never sell it — not even if they went bankrupt and had to liquidate all their property (including the "imaginary" kind)?
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I'm not sure about the Red Cross or ACLU, although I trust each more than Halliburton.
Now if the EFF held this patent, I may actually sleep better.
Sound's good to me. (Score:4, Interesting)
Actually, I'm not sure what else it could be used for. A patent on patent trolling can only be used against other patent trolls. If Halliburton wanted to be a patent troll, they wouldn't need a patent to do it. Besides, patent trolls typically don't have any other source of income that can be threatened by their "business", so Halliburton wouldn't really qualify.
Looks like someone's stab at a defensive patent to me.
It's in the USPTO's best interest to grant it (Score:4, Insightful)
"Hopefully, the patent office rejects this patent, because I somehow doubt that Halliburton is trying to get the patent as a way to block others from patent trolling."
It's in the USPTO's best interest to grant this patent because their revenue is largely driven by trolls patenting prior art and mechanisms/methods which are obvious to those skilled in the trade/art/science.
Take DAC (digital analog converters) for example: radio was there, then someone came along and said "Zomg! I'm gonna patent using a DAC to send voice over the radio waves using digital" and "ZOMG! I'm gonna use a DAC to send ethernet over the radio!" and so forth. The DAC is a physical implementation and ought to have been given a patent, but the uses for which DACs are implemented are obvious to anyone skilled in the trade and ought to not be granted patents.
But, if the USPTO rejects such patents, where is their job security? Or, if their jobs would still be secure, why, not rubber stamping a patent would require actual WORK. They can't have that now, can they? Just rubber stamp the patent application and let the courts sort it out, letting the little guys go bankrupt in the process.
Excerpt from patent (Score:5, Funny)
Null and void when applied to grown up companies.. (Score:3, Insightful)
If the company being targeted by this method has documented their trade secret, even if only internally, they can instantly shut down any infringement litigation by producing said documentation.
Of course, this "outs" their trade secret, but that's not usually fatally crippling.
Huh? (Score:4, Insightful)
Well, IANAL, and in /. tradition I didn't RTFA, but what's the point of applying for patents in cases where you specifically know there's already prior art?
That's a rhetorical question - I don't even want to know the answer.
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Halliburton, you magnificient bastard! Making patent trolls pay you license fees for violating your patent trolling patent? I revel in your sheer self-referential evilness. My hat is off to you. That takes huge balls — I think I saw one of them chasing Indy in a Peruvian temple.
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If "prior art" actually prevented someone from getting a patent, "patent trolling" would be impossible...