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UK Moves to Outlaw 'Hacker Tools'

Journal written by twitter (104583) and posted by Zonk on Thu Jan 03, 2008 04:21 PM
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twitter writes "New guidance rules for the UK's controversial Computer Misuse Act do not allay fears of impracticality, or of the banning of legitimate IT software: 'The government has come through with guidelines that address some, but not all, of these concerns about dual-use tools. The guidelines establish that to successfully prosecute the author of a tool it needs to be shown that they intended it to be used to commit computer crime. But the Home Office, despite lobbying, refused to withdraw the distribution offense. This leaves the door open to prosecute people who distribute a tool, such as nmap, that's subsequently abused by hackers.'" Somewhat similar legislation recently became law in Germany.
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SkiifGeek writes "With little fanfare, section 202c of the German computer crime laws came into effect over the weekend. Worryingly for Security professionals, the laws make the mere possession of (creates, obtains or provides access to, sells, yields, distributes or otherwise allows access to) many useful tools illegal. A similar law was proposed for the UK, however it was modified prior to passing through parliament due to the outcry from the industry. Phenoelit, KisMAC, the CCC, and the Month of PHP Bugs are just some of the relatively high profile projects and groups to have already taken measures to remove or modify content under this law."
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  • by MozeeToby (1163751) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:23PM (#21900820)
    That list of every IP address I posted a while back.
  • IDEs too? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by RingDev (879105) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:24PM (#21900840) Homepage Journal
    So if I hack something while running my custom application in debug mode from an IDE like Eclipse or VS.Net, would that not make Eclipse and VS.Net hacker tools that should be stripped from the land?

    These laws are just retarded knee jerk reactions made by people who have no idea about what it is they are legislating on.

    -Rick
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      I am so glad you mentioned VS.net...yes this tool can be used to do many "hacker" like things...
      I wonder if we showed the stupid leaders in parliament, this fact, then would they ban microsoft all together for creating such devious tools.... ;P
      • Re:IDEs too? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:43PM (#21901192)
        "I wonder if we showed the stupid leaders in parliament, this fact, then would they ban microsoft all together for creating such devious tools..."

        No, not a chance. What they really mean is if you wear tee shirt and create a dual-use tool in your basement, is contraband. But the same tool created by a person wearing a suit and tie in a corporation then it's okay.
    • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

      Only if you could prove that the author of the IDE intended it to be used to commit computer crime. Actually this seems like a rather high barrier, since proving intent is hard. Of course if you tossed out this law and replaced it with a fictional one outlawing the creation of tools that could be used for crime, then it becomes absurd. Which is, I suppose, what the next 500 replies will do.
        • by Beardo the Bearded (321478) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:28PM (#21901898)
          When did my peers and people of my parent's age become such softcore fascists?

          When they got scared.

          The real truth is that there is no bogeyman, and that there's nothing to fear but fear itself. Even my four-year old knows that. ("[Girl Name], what do we have to be afraid of?" "Being afraid.")

          And now, some "crimes" are nearly impossible to prosecute. How can someone in the UK file suit against a "cracker" from Atiqua or Afghanistan? They could potentially steal your bank account information and steal your life savings, buy a handgun, rob a bank, and put you on death row. Now, when you assume - note that word - that the backwards savages outside your home country have to have help to break in, then clearly someone with brains - I mean a white guy - er, I mean someone from the homeland - er, someone reachable by our police - must have helped them. That's complete junk, but to some the point is valid. The bad guys must have help, so let's go after the help. Never mind that the "bad guys" get paid more than I do.

          And people are scared because they think things are the worst they've ever been. The fact is, the good old days were never here. Terrorists have been around since at least the Romans. We survive. The day of judgment will never come.

          But that's not enough. You can't tell people to calm down - you have to show them that you're doing something, anything.

          Seriously - people are attempting to legislate abstract concepts that they don't know about. I've seen laws suggesting watermarks in A/D conveters. One of the US Senators honestly thinks the Interweb is a series of tubes. He might not even be familiar with the concept of electricity. Imagine Ancient Greeks trying to pass legislation on the use of titanium in groundwater near nuclear power plants. If I give an opinion on civil engineering, I could be fined up to $25,000. If a politician does, he gets rewarded.

          Instead of demanding the removal of the clueless, people just revote for the same guy as last time - if they even voted - or "stay the course". When those in charge have literally no consequences for their actions and get paid to pass legislation from special interest groups. Is copyright theft something that ordinary people really care about? Are there people who are thinking, "man, I'd love to go to work today, but I'm afraid that someone, somewhere, is copying a DVD to take the ads out. If only our government would pass some laws to fix that problem." Okay, maybe if the guy works making DVDs, but that's not a normal guy.

          When the victims became criminals. Look at identity theft - it could be prevented with 100% accuracy if the credit bureaus updated their computers. All they have to do is add a picture to your report and require an automatic phone call to the last known phone number any time you want a change. That's it. It's now impossible to steal someone's ID. Of course, it's your fault for not buying title insurance, paying Equifax $25 a month for credit checks, and using your "internet thing" for banking.

          When people started getting used to the idea of "I have nothing to hide". You do. Everyone does. I have skeletons in my closet, and I want them to stay there.

          So what it really boils down to is that people are in general afraid of something, but they don't know what it is. So, they turn their wrath on anything that can possibly hold their ire. Immigrants, Hackers, ID thieves, the Russians, terrorists, etc. As long as the eye isn't on them, then they're fine. Torture the sandnigger or the hacker. They're the ones who made the world such a fucked up place. It's all their fault.

          They're really afraid of themselves. How long will it be until the bank comes calling, or the boss cans them, or the spouse will leave with the kids?

          It's a scary thought - we're lead by clueless, corrupt, whores who run the place by tacit consent from people who are too afraid to interrupt their routine.

          This isn't exactly what I meant to say, but I think the power here has become unreliable. There's a lot of wind outside.
          • by Toonol (1057698) on Thursday January 03 2008, @06:12PM (#21902492)
            I'm sympathetic to your viewpoint, but I think you are exaggerating somewhat. There are things out there that a reasonable person should fear. There are criminals, there are terrorists. We should be reacting to them. We just need to not overreact.

            "One of the US Senators honestly thinks the Interweb is a series of tubes. He might not even be familiar with the concept of electricity."

            No, one of our Senators used a clumsy analogy. None of them really think the net is composed of tubes. Yes, they are legislating issues they don't understand... but they aren't retarded. I'm quite sure the majority of congressmen have above average IQs. They may be corrupted or arrogant, ignorant of tech issues, but not stupid.

            I'm not really arguing with you, I just think you're passionate and letting some of your rhetoric get a little carried away. Take your own advice: "We survive. The day of judgment will never come."

            "This isn't exactly what I meant to say, but I think the power here has become unreliable. There's a lot of wind outside."

            I spent a moment trying to figure out what your metaphor meant... is "Wind" our political climate? Then I realized you're literally talking about 'power' and 'wind.' :-) Good luck!
          • by Kythe (4779) on Thursday January 03 2008, @08:20PM (#21903998)
            Not to detract from a truly excellent comment, but I did want to remark on one thing...

            When people started getting used to the idea of "I have nothing to hide". You do. Everyone does. I have skeletons in my closet, and I want them to stay there.


            I'm not sure most people honestly think they have nothing to hide. They've been trained, however, to think that failure to act like one has nothing to hide will reveal what they have to hide.

            I think it's likely a result of a culture obsessed with cop fantasy shows in which the cops can do pretty much anything they want to solve the crime, justified by depictions of the people the fantasy cops zero in on as nearly always guilty.
            • by Beardo the Bearded (321478) on Thursday January 03 2008, @06:27PM (#21902642)
              Indeed. The fix for poor software security is to create requirements for implementation, not punishments for breach. Those breaching don't care about UK or US policy. They are by definition scofflaws. And yes, I am directly stating here that it's not the cracker's fault the bank is easy to get into. It's the bank's fault and they deserve to lose the money. (Does YOUR bank use two-factor authentication, or do they make you think you're safe by asking those personal questions?)

              When you build your code by hiring the lowest bidder with the least qualifications, then you should be liable. If a bridge building contractor didn't keep blueprints and didn't hire a qualified crew, then they would be sued or imprisoned. I can't just go and build a stadium or an overpass just because I think there should be one there.

              If you do that with software - even software potentially worth billions of dollars - you get more contracts. Of course, it's not like anyone died as a result of bad software... oh, right. Any idiot can grab a book on teaching yourself programming and think they're an expert in 24 hours.

              I have the knowledge to visit your reservoir and shut it down. (I'd have to actually visit it in person, but it's not like it's under guard.) That's just damned irresponsible programming on the part of the SCADA guys. Oops, your fecal chloroform count is way too high. Passport applications in Canada were compromised by bad coding, and last year the Canadian tax system shut down due to a glitch.

              It is damned irresponsible to punish someone for making an nmap program publicly available when the institutions don't put on basic security measures. The cops say it's my fault if I don't lock my car. Why is this any different?
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      exactly, and utterly meaningless to boot- the only people who would actually follow the law are the ones who wouldn't commit computer crime. these kind of laws serve nothing more than to limit what law abiding citizens can do, it's nothing more than one more meaningless set of laws to make it appear that they are doing something constructive.
      • Re:IDEs too? (Score:4, Insightful)

        by jcnnghm (538570) on Thursday January 03 2008, @09:50PM (#21904762)
        Exactly, tools like Nessus and Nmap are invaluable. I routinely use them to inspect my own network to make sure it is as difficult as possible to break in. Even tools like lophtcrack can be useful to locate weak passwords and recover forgotten passwords. If these tools can't be easily located and downloaded by the security people, they will undoubtedly still be floating around in the dark corners of the internet anyway, the areas frequented by the real miscreants.

        When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
    • Perhaps the real idea is to restrict access to these tools to licensed practitioners or those with a valid reason to posess them. You cannot buy dymanite over the counter, but people with a blasting tickets can still buy it.
      • Re:IDEs too? (Score:4, Informative)

        by arevos (659374) on Thursday January 03 2008, @09:45PM (#21904716) Homepage

        These laws are an inevitable consequence of the European/Socialist system... Given all the pervious acts of socialists, hacking tool bans should be the least of your worries. In the past, Jews, Genetics and Cybernetics, Hate Speech, Overtime pay, Tobacco and Abortions all were deemed harmful.
        On the other hand:
        • Those socialist Europeans countries manage to come top in terms of press freedoms and quality of life.
        • Have more liberal laws on DRM, copyright infringment, drugs, abortions and stem cell research than the US.
        • Have tougher privacy laws that limit what corporations and the government are legally allowed to do with your personal information.
  • ...and find solace in Europe, where reasonable government and personal liberty reign supreme! ...wait, what?
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      So could this legislation potentially prohibit the distribution of complete Linux distros? Since tools like netcat and nmap are part of the base installs of most Linux systems. I work at a Fortune 500 company and we use Wireshark for diagnosing and monitoring network issues. I'm sure many UK companies do the same.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:26PM (#21901876)
      Since when UK is in Europe ? I always thought it was in USA.
  • Idiots... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by cromar (1103585) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:26PM (#21900874)
    What is it with politicians??! Keep your nose out of business you don't understand and, uh, maybe secure the governments damn servers (a big problem in the US, at least). Maybe mandate security for banks, etc. The policy could be written by, gasp, someone who knows what they are talking about. Somehow, I don't feel like holding my breath till then...
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      Agreed. However, I can't help but wonder how many of those here who damn these politicans for meddling in that which they do not understand, also simultaneously hold a deep-seated belief that these same politicans have the capacity to benevolantly control an entire healthcare industry.

      Oh, the ironing.
      • Re:Idiots... (Score:4, Insightful)

        by TapeCutter (624760) on Thursday January 03 2008, @07:15PM (#21903224) Journal
        "hold a deep-seated belief that these same politicans have the capacity to benevolantly control an entire healthcare industry."

        If the UK's system is anything like Australia's (and it is) then health care proffessionals "control the industry". Over the past 3 decades those politicians who have tried to dismantle our universal system and hand it back to corporate interests have felt the wrath of the 80+% of voters who like it the way it is.

        The problem with the US is that despite decades of experience and a mountain of evidence to the contrary, a lot of people still hold a deep-seated belief that UHC is a socialist plot to take over their wallet.
    • Re:Idiots... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by archen (447353) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:45PM (#21901244)
      Keep your nose out of business you don't understand

      Well that's the problem, politicians have to make choices on topics they don't understand all the time. Do you think they really understand economic theory well enough to pass many of the laws they do? Do they understand health care? Do they understand military strategy? Hardly. Sure they listen to "advisers" but basically you'll always find people arguing about if things will really work or not. This is magnified many times over in the U.S. where we only have two parties.

      The best you can hope for is people yelling loud enough to stop government stupidity from passing things like "anti hacker tools" type laws. Unfortunately there's always SOMEONE yelling trying to stop everything which is part of the reasons governments do so little.
  • by OrangeTide (124937) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:27PM (#21900898) Homepage Journal
    Better ban IRC servers (popular for zombies) and Windows boxes in general (also popular for zombies)
  • by elrous0 (869638) * on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:28PM (#21900910)
    Every now and then I get to look at some OTHER country's heavy-handedness.
  • by fastest fascist (1086001) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:29PM (#21900928)
    Pretty much on par for the UK, as far as I can tell. Now, fess up: Who gave the gov't there copies of 1984?
  • by JonTurner (178845) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:29PM (#21900936) Journal
    Don't believe for a minute this is about security, it's about control. And those who regulate access to information, control those who consume it. Next steps? Mandatory spyware and BigBrother remote control software. To make it easier to spot the criminals/terrorists/boogeyman du jour, of course.
    • Fortunately, you can now get that at Sears. [slashdot.org]
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      But it is about security! They've decided it's too hard to actually solve crimes and prosecute the old fashioned way, by proving intent to commit a crime.

      Instead they just criminalise the capability to commit a crime. No matter whether there may be a legitimate use for something, or whether there may be enthusiasts who take pleasure from understanding how security works. Of course, they're not going to actually prosecute people who they think probably aren't going to commit a real crime. Just those
  • seriously (Score:4, Funny)

    by SoupGuru (723634) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:30PM (#21900948)
    I mean really, are there any legitimate reasons to use something like nmap?

    Yes, ladies and gents, that was sarcasm. ...and yes, that "ladies" part was a joke too.
  • by Marcion (876801) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:31PM (#21900970) Homepage Journal
    From TFA behind the TFA:

    Whilst the law was going through Parliament the Home Office suggested that "likely" would be a 50% test.. Anyway, that guidance is now out -- and there's no mention, surprise, surprise, of "50%"

    If over 50% of the laws they make are nonsense, can we ban the politicians?
       
  • This is ridiculous. It reminds me of the "Index Librorum Prohibitorum" (Roman Catholic list of banned books). The Roman Catholics banned books because they believed that they could be used as a tool against their power, and not simply for the purpose of knowledge. That's the same thing the UK is trying to do now - they're trying to ban software because it might be able to be used for naughty purposes. Why don't you ban the C programming language while you're at it UK? I hear those buffer overflows could be dangerous.

    Hopefully this mistake won't take 400 year to remedy.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      This is ridiculous. It reminds me of the "Index Librorum Prohibitorum" (Roman Catholic list of banned books). The Roman Catholics banned books because they believed that they could be used as a tool against their power, and not simply for the purpose of knowledge

      And, sure enough, it wasn't long after affordable printing and widespread literacy that Roman Catholicism headed steeply into its ongoing decline. (No, I'm not saying the enlightenment was a bad thing, just that it's exactly what the Church feare

  • by llamalad (12917) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:32PM (#21901002)
    How about if such tools were only legal for licensed/certified IT and Information Security professionals?

    Yes, this would mean our having to get certified as at least minimally competent at what we do, much like hairdressers and engineers.

    The idea is analogous to how, in New York at least, it's illegal for random people to carry lockpicks.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      It'd still be a bad move in my opinion. What if you are making a small start up? Can you not probe your own network unless you're "certified" to do so? This would crush small businesses that couldn't afford to hire a "Certified AAA MSCE IT professional networkomagicineer", and could otherwise easily perform the same tasks themselves if it weren't for legal restrictions. These days you don't need to pay to be educated, and all the piece of paper that you get for being certified means is that you shelled out
    • by evanbd (210358) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:03PM (#21901482)

      In both those cases, the requirements are based on the assumption that there is a risk to the customers, that customers cannot readily evaluate. (The free market can't solve problems, like safety in some cases, that are very difficult for consumers to evaluate.)

      I'm firmly against the idea of making ownership of lockpicks illegal, for the same reason as I'm against this law. As I understand the law here in North Carolina about lockpicks, I rather like it. You're allowed to own them, but if you're breaking and entering, tresspassing, or doing something similar, and carrying lockpicks then they automatically count as burglary tools. I rather like this policy -- it adds harsher penalties for those who go about acquiring tools and skills for illegitimate purposes, yet allows people like myself to own lockpicks purely because we like understanding how locks work. The analogy to computer security tools is a very good one, I think.

      Requiring certification of people representing themselves as computer security experts might make sense (I'd withold judgement until I knew more about how it worked, personally). But restricting the tools doesn't. Adding something analogous to possession of burglary tools, though, does make sense to me. (Well, somewhat -- it's complicated, and since you can't really break into a computer without some level of software tool, the analogy gets strained.)

    • by Russ Nelson (33911) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:07PM (#21901540) Homepage
      Please don't use my state as a paragon of freedom. Oh, wait, it's *security* you want? Try moving to some nice secure country where everything is prohibited, including crime.

      Certifications don't protect the public. They protect the certified against competition.
  • So, does that mean that if I write a compiler or scripting language, that I could be nailed for creating a hacker tool as well?

    Well, they may as well outlaw all of software development, because any software tool can be put to malicious purposes.

    What they should focus on instead are the actual actions taken by individuals to compromise someone's computer or network, not the tools they use to do it with. For instance, there's already a number of tools on the market and in FOSS that can do DDoS attacks -- but they are normally used to stress-test a web site or some other network application.

    The whole "intent" bit is always a slippery slope, ready for Kangaroo Court time. Obviously, these idiot politicians never saw or read "Minority Report", where going after "pre-crime" turnned out to cause more problems than it solved.

    Yes, the governments of the world are not unlike a bunch of monkeys with dangerous toys -- total unbridled power, without the wisdom nor the precision to use it properly.

  • What about..... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by himurabattousai (985656) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:35PM (#21901056)
    What about the hacking tool that resides between the ears? I could give you a hundred different "hacking tools" and a hundred different machines to hack, and unless you know which tool to use on which machine, they're all worthless to you. Unless you know how to use them, they're worthless to you. It's that big old hunk of grey matter that makes program code into a legitimate tool. It's that same stuff that makes a legitimate tool into a weapon. Some 90-year-old grandmother isn't (likely) going to be breaking into other machines for kicks. She probably doesn't have the knowledge or desire to do so, both of which reside in the minds of those who think it's funny to steal people's data.

    The solution: ban brains.

    Outside the sarcasm tags, I wonder how long it will be before some moron tries that.

  • by Ed Avis (5917) <ed@membled.com> on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:40PM (#21901132) Homepage
    What is a 'legitimate' computer program? There are many people who make a living as consultants paid to test how hard it is to break into a company's systems. They might well need to use even the most dastardly and underhanded 'hacking tool' to do their work. Indeed the police and security services also use programs that help them get unauthorized access to computers. What grounds are there for criminalizing any computer program?
    • by Marcion (876801) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:14PM (#21901672) Homepage Journal
      I think it is all ridiculous, the whole area is so grey. What is software anyhow? What is a tool? What is an article? If you think about proof of concept code, articles, scripts, approaches written out in English. Where do you draw the line?

      I see no reason to go down this track at all.
  • Great Idea! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by RAMMS+EIN (578166) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:44PM (#21901222) Homepage Journal
    Great idea!! If we outlaw hacker tools, only outlaws will have hacker tools!

    Then we can just arrest everybody who has them, and we'll have our systems broken into by the black hats we missed, while those who would have protected us have their hands tied.

    And that's while using the popular meaning of "hacker", rather than the correct one.
  • by locust (6639) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:45PM (#21901234)
    Everyone knows that a pencil when sharpened can be used to maim or injure! I mean you could loose an eye! Paperclips can be used to pick simple locks! They facilitate breakins! These deadly and criminal tools must be outlawed! Hurry! Arrest the employees of Office Depot and Staples for purveying these items, and enabling the criminal underclass!
  • Thought Tools (Score:5, Interesting)

    by nurb432 (527695) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:47PM (#21901280) Homepage Journal
    I guess we should just arrest everyone that has a bad thought.

    WIth 'bad' being relative to the administration in charge at the time in said country.

    Will they be outlawing FTP or HTTP as well?
  • by Marcion (876801) on Thursday January 03 2008, @04:59PM (#21901426) Homepage Journal
    Some relevant bits follow.

    CMA = Computer Misuse Act

    The whole thing seems to be rigged against free software/open source and heavily in favour of security through obscurity. Perhaps we should contact them and ask?

    Everything below is copied from the guidance. ......


    Prosecutors should be aware that there is a legitimate industry concerned with the security of computer systems that generates 'articles' (this includes any program or data held in electronic form) to test and/or audit hardware and software. Some articles will therefore have a dual use and prosecutors need to ascertain that the suspect has a criminal intent. .....

    Whilst the facts of each case will be different, the elements to prove the offence will be the same. Prosecutors dealing with dual use articles should consider the following factors in deciding whether to prosecute:

    * Does the institution, company or other body have in place robust and up to date contracts, terms and conditions or acceptable use polices?
    * Are students, customers and others made aware of the CMA and what is lawful and unlawful?
    * Do students, customers or others have to sign a declaration that they do not intend to contravene the CMA? ....

    Section 3A (2) CMA covers the supplying or offering to supply an article "likely" to be used to commit, or assist in the commission of an offence contrary to section 1 or 3 CMA. "Likely" is not defined in CMA but, in construing what is "likely", prosecutors should look at the functionality of the article and at what, if any, thought the suspect gave to who would use it; whether for example the article was circulated to a closed and vetted list of IT security professionals or was posted openly.
    In determining the likelihood of an article being used (or misused) to commit a criminal
    offence, prosecutors should consider the following:

    * Has the article been developed primarily, deliberately and for the sole purpose of committing a CMA offence (i.e. unauthorised access to computer material)?
    * Is the article widely used for legitimate purposes?
    * Is the article available on a wide scale commercial basis and sold through legitimate channels?
    * Does it have a substantial installation base?
    * What was the context in which the article was used to commit the offence compared with its original intended purpose?
  • by Jim Robinson Jr. (853390) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:01PM (#21901456)
    Not to throw too much fuel onto this fire, but the UK has a large precedent with the concept that TOOLS are the problem rather than the USERS. Look at guns. Is the phrase "guns kill people" really that much different than "hacking tools break into computers"? Not in my book. In fact, they are so similar as to be scary. Both assume that intent is not relevant, the person behind the tool is not responsible for his/her actions, and that these tools cause crime to be committed. Come on guys... If we start banning tools that *could* be used to commit a crime you had better come lock me up now. I've got a whole garage full of hammers, screwdrivers and other tools... and I know how to use them! :-)
  • by Russ Nelson (33911) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:11PM (#21901600) Homepage
    They can have my ping client when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA (Score:5, Insightful)

    by spaceyhackerlady (462530) on Thursday January 03 2008, @05:35PM (#21902024)

    That just doesn't seem funny any more... :-(

    Seriously, though, we're seeing a lot of this: the notion that any funny stuff, be it computer software, electronic goodies, chemistry, what have you, is a priori for bad purposes. Somehow due process has gotten lost in the shuffle, the user is apparently guilty until proven innocent, and must be dealt with accordingly.

    Tragic.

    ...laura

    • I think it's about time people got over the semantics of the word 'hacker'. Given that 'crackers' don't call themselves 'crackers' they call themselves 'hackers' and they call what they do 'hacking', the word has *CHANGED ITS MEANING*. This is not uncommon for languages. Really. Just look at words like 'gay' for instance or even 'computer'. Go and find the original definition of that one!

      Get over the semantic drift already, we're not all mired in some rose-spectacled view of the technoutopia where you have to have hacked solenoids under a model railway at MIT in order to qualify for the term.