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Hong Kong Using Children to Hunt for Piracy
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ScuttleMonkey
on Tue Jul 18, 2006 05:41 PM
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from the history-repeats-itself dept.
westcoaster004 writes to tell us that according to The New York Times the Hong Kong government will be using some 200,000 youths to scour the internet for piracy. Members of the Boy Scouts, Girl Guides, and nine other youth organizations will be drawn from with the first 1,600 being "sworn in" this Wednesday. From the article: "Tam Yiu-keung, the Hong Kong Excise and Customs Department's senior superintendent of customs for intellectual property investigations, said the program should not raise any concerns about privacy or the role of children in law enforcement. The youths will be visiting Internet discussion sites that are open to all, so the government program is no different than asking young people to tell the police if they see a crime while walking down the street, he said."
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phresno writes "Declan McCullagh at C|net's News.com has a short article on the development that the Hong Kong Boy Scouts Association has teamed up with the MPA to create an intellectual property merit badge. Mike Ellis of the MPA hopes this program will 'provide thousands of young people -- future leaders -- with a better understanding of the value of intellectual property.' Those with tinfoil hats will surely be thinking of the youth in Orwell's 1984."
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Search != Stumble Upon (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, and let's not forget the East Germany snitch network [wikipedia.org].
It's funny how copyright enforcement seems to create more and more such parallels, isn't it ? Kinda makes me wonder if we don't regard the Copyright Lobby in 50 years the same way we regard Nazi Party now.
Yeah, copyright Nazi. Nazi copyright. Copyright mass murder Hitler Stalin terrorism evil RIAA MPAA DMCA DRM. Eat it up, googlebot :).
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Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The real reason (Score:4, Insightful)
Sorry, but that's really dumb, even for a conspiracy theory. If you were the Chinese government and wanted to hack in to American information infrastructure, you wouldn't hire 200,000 children, you'd hire 200 really bright graduate students, and have them write automated attack programs. Not hundreds of thousands of amateur volunteers who are (a) not going to be very effective, and (b) are going to be impossible to keep quiet about their activities.
There's also the minor detail of China having the USA as their largest customer -- attacking the USA is hardly in their economic interest.
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Re:The real reason (Score:3, Informative)
You obviously know nothing about Hong Kong. China does not trust Hong Kong people politically, (having beeen tainted by British colonialism and western concepts of democracy) and they not allowed to join the PLA. For various reasons the Beijing govt keeps a hands-off policy with regard to HK governance (except for ruling out real elections, etc), and I can assure you this idea is entirely home-grown and in line with other of
Re:The real reason (Score:3, Insightful)
Ahem... Hong Kong has made some damned good movies (including some [imdb.com] of [imdb.com] my [imdb.com] all-time [imdb.com] favorites [imdb.com]). And I'm sure they get pirated.
Self invoked Godwin's.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Not a new idea (Hitler Youth, anyone?), but it seems our capacity for learning from history seems tied only to short-term memory.
I think the "...asked my son to explore dark alleys at 3am, just to figure out if drug deals are going on
Face it, it is hard for the would be dictators/over-control ty
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:3, Insightful)
I would be pretty concerned if the government asked my son to explore dark alleys at 3am, just to figure out if drug deals are going on in that part of town.
I think there's a wee bit of safety difference between exploring dark alleys at 3am and surfing the net.
Asking children to do something like that is a form of indoctrination, making the implication that "ratting" to the government is grand thing to do.
So you're saying that you'll teach your children to ignore any crimes they see and just bury
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:5, Insightful)
So you're saying you'll teach your children to report every crime they see? Old lady jaywalker is SOOOOO busted.
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Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:4, Interesting)
The same way I discriminate between anything else, common sense and my personal system of ethics. I obey laws when they're not too unreasonable. I agree with most of the regularly enforced laws in the U.S., hence me and a lot of other people in the same boat live here under a government that will enforce these laws and prevent other people from committing acts like rape, murder, theft, et al. Plus give us a fair shake if we're accused of any of that nasty stuff.
We also have a police force to investigate these crimes. If we were to start telling little Johnny to keep on the lookout for nasty copyright infringers, we've just given him the go ahead for a witch hunt and breached another hole in the healthy distrust he should have for his government.
Hell, the legal system already assigns different penalties to different crimes, ranking them by their severity. It's not really an astonishing idea.
As for old lady jaywalker, there's some old ladies that shouldn't be crossing some streets. The laws exist so the police officers can stop them. The appropriate action for a strapping young lad that sees an elderly lady having trouble crossing the street, however, is to assist her, not to call the feds on her.
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Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:5, Insightful)
Will you have children looking for online molesters soon? They are the most qualified to do so, even if it does put them in a dangerous situation.
Think about it.
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search != stumble upon (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Search != Stumble Upon (Score:5, Insightful)
Substitute in a bunch of things for piracy in the above statement based on laws of different countries, like "homosexuality" or "democracy."
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Its not that hard (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Its not that hard (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Its not that hard (Score:5, Informative)
It's kind of like education kids about drugs by showing them where to buy all the ingredients to make meth...
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they had better be prepared (Score:5, Insightful)
to see porn and all its flavors, casiono/poker scams, spyware, popups, circle jerks, top20 gateways and all the other scum that floats on the bottom of the warez scene
Re:they had better be prepared (Score:2)
Bad idea (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, yes, I know that any kid can go online and find whatever they want to look at. I'm getting at that maybe this isn't a task for children (in the government-run sense).
Re:Bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
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Save the pirates! (Score:5, Funny)
Yarrr!
Re:Save the pirates! (Score:3, Funny)
like 1940's vice squads (Score:4, Funny)
Oboy! (Score:5, Funny)
Anti-Piracy Merit Badges!
To earn one you must:
Breaking news: Chairman Moa is doing 3,500 RPM in his grave.
this merit badge has a problem (Score:3, Funny)
hard to stich that on your average girl scout/ boy scout uniform
additionally, due to D.M.C.A. rules, each boyscout/ girlscout must get preapproval from 5 separate companies and 6 layers of lawyers before they are able to legally wear the merit badge
and finally, anyone viewing the merit badge on the person of a boyscout/ girlscout must gain preapproval from the same companies/ lawyers or they are in violation of fair use of the merit
The Junior Woodchucks are coming! (Score:2)
Fear the Junior Woodchucks [wikitruth.info].
I can see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
Pirates: Aha! You are using child labor!
Joe Everyday: Oh no, who should I hate more?
RIAA/MPAA: The pirates, they're the worst kind of criminal!
American Government: Think of the children!
Joe Everyday: [glares] Not helping!
And then Canada just kind of laughs and goes back to whatever its doing.
Wow, what a bad idea (Score:5, Insightful)
So let's dump that on 200k kids. Lovely.
Second, kids are idiots. Truly, they are. I remember when I was a kid, I was an idiot. So now we are turning out 200k kids in to an enviroment ripe for molestation. And porn, lest we forget.
This is a bad bad idea, no mater how you slice it.
Re:Wow, what a bad idea (Score:3, Interesting)
Nothing can go wrong! (Score:5, Funny)
1) Force children, who no doubt understand teh intarwebs better than those in charge of this, to swear that they will search out piracy
2) Encourage said children and young adults to spend time searching for movies and warez
3) Wait for the reports to roll in.
Whoever thought this up is brilliant. This plan has no flaws. Why didn't my government think of this?
Re:Nothing can go wrong! (Score:2)
You own a government?
The lesson.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Great way to make piracy seem even more cool, and to make reporting piracy something that only losers do.
-b
this reminds me of... (Score:4, Insightful)
Boy/Girl scouts report..... (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds familiar. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Sounds familiar. (Score:5, Insightful)
'It was my little daughter,' said Jason9x19 with a sort of doleful pride. 'She listened at the keyhole. Heard what I was saying, and nipped off to the patrols the very next day. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh? I don't bear her any grudge for it. In fact I'm proud of her. It shows I brought her up in the right spirit, anyway.'
G Orwell [online-literature.com]
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That's nothing (Score:5, Funny)
However, we do outsource the collecton results in Sweden so I guess we can't take all the credit.
Boy Scouts? (Score:5, Funny)
The dispute started in 1998, when the Business Software Alliance noticed that the Boy Scouts of America, a quasi-military organization headquartered in Irving, Texas, had the same three letter initials as them. They promptly sued for damages and infringement. While many legal scholars believed that the Scouts would prevail as they have existed for nearly a century, the Business Software Alliance won the case by throwing wave after wave of lawyers at them until the Scouts relented.
"I cannot continue to sit back and allow the Boy Scouts to continue to sap and impurify all of our precious intellectual property," said a Business Software Alliance representative, "God willing, we will prevail, through the purity and essence of our trademarks and copyrights."
Bob Talbee, a scoutmaster in Grand Rapids, Michigan, stated that he would cancel the weekend campout to comply with the order, "Sorry kids, we've got to spend the weekend on the internet looking for something or someone called warez," he announced at a recent Scout meeting. Talbee, a bricklayer by trade, was not sure what a warez is, but thought it sounded thoroughly unwholesome and worthwhile for the scouts to work towards eliminating.
Children fighting pirates? (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of (Score:4, Insightful)
So
since this is Hong Kong (Score:3, Insightful)
The idea that the children of Hong Kong are being sent on a crusade to supplement the RIAA is absurd, and should not be taken on face value.
Perhaps the Hong Kong politicians who have received gifts from the pirates along with honorariums (to cover expenses, of course) from the RIAA need to show everyone involved on both sides that they are making 'a sincere effort' to address the 'problem'.
Do not be fooled! (Score:3, Insightful)
FTA: "The program may work better here than it would elsewhere, local officials suggest. Hong Kong teenagers are surprisingly obedient, possibly because of a Confucian tradition and very strong social pressures to study hard and serve the community."
That's right! Their kids are more brainwashed! Go MPAA/RIAA.
Re:Do not be fooled! (Score:4, Interesting)
LOOK AT THE MAN'S WRITING. IT'S TRUE
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A new merit badge (Score:3, Funny)
The numbers don't add up! (Score:3, Interesting)
That would mean that 1 in every 5 youths would have to become part of this program. Sounds....unlikely.
Sources:
maybe they've been reading (Score:3, Informative)
which is a damn fine webcomic as well