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Patriot Act Bypasses Facebook Privacy

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Tue Jul 11, 2006 02:34 PM
from the if-you-don't-want-it-published dept.
Geoffreyerffoeg writes "An article from the National Association of Colleges and Employers contains yet another horror story about a prospective hire's Facebook being checked — with a different twist. The interviewee had enabled privacy on his profile, '[b]ut, during the interview, something he was not prepared for happened. The interviewer began asking specific questions about the content on his Facebook.com listing and the situation became very awkward and uncomfortable. The son had thought only those he allowed to access his profile would be able to do so. But, the interviewer explained that as a state agency, recruiters accessed his Facebook account under the auspices of the Patriot Act.' How can a 'state agency' use the Patriot Act to subpoena a Facebook profile?"
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  • by heinousjay (683506) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:36PM (#15700472) Journal
    How can a 'state agency' use the Patriot Act to subpoena a Facebook profile?

    What kind of crappy 'Ask Slashdot' is this? They just do it.
  • by BlackCobra43 (596714) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:37PM (#15700490)
    I'm glad a good number of the so-called sunset provisions were recently extended indefinitly. I'm sure a lot of terrorists are plotting the next 9-11 over Facebook.com.

    Yes, that was sarcasm.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:37PM (#15700491)
    After all, if he isn't a terrorist, he doesn't have anything to hide...... right?
    • by Kaenneth (82978) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:45PM (#15700572) Homepage Journal
      Except the furry diaper porn.

      I knew my roommate was into the furry scene (modified stuffed animals, lavicious fox desktop background, funcon attendance, furrymuck player...), but when I altavista'd (pre-google) our shared phone number, I found his personal ad on a diaper fetish site...

      There are some things you just don't want to know about the guy you share a kitchen with.
      • by Rude Turnip (49495) <valuation@nOspaM.gmail.com> on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:05PM (#15700780)
        "Police: "Open up. We want to make sure you're not doing anything illegal."
        Guy: "You can't come in without a search warrant."
        Police: "Why not? If you're innocent, you have nothing to hide!""

        No one ever includes the last line of this dialogue. Do I have to do everything?

        Guy: That's right, I have nothing to hide, so quit wasting my time, your time, my tax dollars and fuck off unless you have a warrant.
        • by voice_of_all_reason (926702) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:16PM (#15700880)
          You missed the part where they bash down the door and arrest you for "interfering with an investigation", start wailing on you, then throw in "resisting arrest" for good measure.
          • by Archangel Michael (180766) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @04:36PM (#15701547) Journal
            Been there, done that. Have the arrest record to prove it, though I was found "not guilty" in a court of law. My lawyer said, because I was white, I couldn't sue. Had I been a minority, I could have sued for false arrest.

            Yes, it was that bad. During the arrest, I asked "what am I being arrested for", they said ... "Drunk in Public". Mind you, I was in a PRIVATE residence, and not intoxicated.

            So, I said to the arresting officer .. "I'm neither drunk, nor in public". And after that, I said NOTHING.

            The final charges were assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest. Now mind you, I am 6'5" and very much had an athletic build of 225 lbs, brown belt in Judo, so if I had "resisted" arrest, I would have seriously injured me, or them or both. In addition, it seems that resisting a false arrest is completely legal, and as the police officers described it, they were arresting me when the so-called assault occured, not before.

            Then, realizing their mistake, they said I threw a (can/bottle/cup) of beer on them. Notice that there are THREE answers given, which doesn't look good. Cup of beer is not assault, can and bottle might be, but the cops said there was a Keg at the party. The lying bastards couldn't get their story straight. I had cup, can and bottle at a kegger ... yeah right a three fisted drinker!

            The jury elected a foreman, and on the first vote found me "not guilty". And people wonder why I hate cops.

            The funniest thing, was during the selection of the jury, one of the prospective jurors was asked why they couldn't sit on the jury. She said she had dealings with one of the arresting officers and said "He's an asshole". Truly hillarious. All the other jurors heard it too. Priceless.
              • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 11 2006, @08:21PM (#15702739)
                If a court of law and the system of justice it is supposed to enforce means anything to you (which you imply by citing the not guilty verdict as evidence of your innocence), you should really find a new lawyer and sue them. It's definitely not true that "you can't". It may be that you have less of a chance of winning than a non-white guy, but that's not what it's all about.

                Ahh, spoken like a person who's never had a real encounter with our "justice" system. Technically you're right but what the laws say aren't always how things work, just like how the cops couldn't even get their story straight about the grandparent's supposed method of assaulting them.

                Since he's not a minority if he sues the police will harass him. No one is innocent of everything, with laws how they are nowadays you're probably violating a few waking up in the morning. Since he's not a minority the newspapers/tv stations/etc. will ignore whatever the police do to him and they will eventually find something he's really guilty of to charge him with, probably multiple somethings. He might win the case against them but it would be in exchange for his life of freedom.

                Faced with that choice would you sue? Or would you write it off as a loss you couldn't do anything about and never trust law enforcement again as long as you live? Most people chose the latter. You may think you wouldn't now, but when you come face to face with that future you'll find that it's not so easy to take the idealistic path because of how reality works.

        • by tinkerghost (944862) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:28PM (#15701001) Homepage
          If it's declared private, and protected as private under relevant TOS & municiple code, it shouldn't matter if it's on the internet or not. Military sites are on the internet, and even though some are open - no password - going into them to look for things is criminal computer tresspass - remember they are extraditing the UK UFO nutjob over exactly that.
          I have a private web server up - it's technically part of the internet. If you come in on an IP address I havn't approved you get bounced to the please go away page. Are you telling me that if the govt wants to, they have every right to come in & check the data on the server just 'because it's connected to the internet.'?
          As for your statement that "they simply accessed what he put up for the world to see" - declaring it private is an act which explicitly states that he did not "put it up for the world to see"
          I agree that if this is an actual occurance, then the use of the PATRIOT ACT for things as trivial as a job interview are a fullfillment of the worst fears people had about it at the time it was originally passed.
  • by gasmonso (929871) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:38PM (#15700506) Homepage

    1. Never use your real name on the Net.

    2. Never disclose any information under your profile especially if you violated rule 1.

    3. Never violate rule 1 or rule 2.

    http://religiousfreaks.com/ [religiousfreaks.com]
  • by voice_of_all_reason (926702) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:40PM (#15700519)
    Even granting the law allows "state agencies" to perform a search of private property (which a website's content is, even if its on the ISP's server) -- that they don't have to disclose the act to said person.

    There was not even reasonable cause -- much less probable cause -- of terrorism. Or any crime.
  • abuse od power (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mikesum (840054) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:40PM (#15700521)
    If a law is written in such away that it can be abused, it will be abused.
    • by linvir (970218) * on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:50PM (#15700637)
      What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't say that!
      It's right there in the name: Patriot Act.
      If you badmouth the Patriot Act, you're a traitor. It's right there in the name!
  • Lessons learned: (Score:4, Insightful)

    by mehtajr (718558) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:41PM (#15700529)
    Lesson 1. You don't want people to know things about you? Don't put it on the internet. Lesson 2: Don't entrust private data to a company that can change its privacy policies whenever it damn well pleases, or that voluntarily hands things over to state agencies when requested.
  • slashcircle (Score:4, Insightful)

    by gEvil (beta) (945888) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:41PM (#15700534)
    Wow, this looks like an answer to the question that was posed here. [slashdot.org]
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:42PM (#15700548)
    How can anyone comment on this article intelligently? No details are given, did he sign a privacy waiver (as you do with many classified gov't jobs), what was the agency? Possibly the recruiter was giving him a BS-line about the patriot act. It's still not a routine enough matter the patriot act would be invoked to investigate some low-level intern....
  • "yet another" (Score:5, Informative)

    by Syberghost (10557) <syberghost@eivYEATS.com minus poet> on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:43PM (#15700551) Homepage
    Interesting wording, since it leaves out the fact that the last one turned out to be a hoax...
  • Subpoena? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by geminidomino (614729) * on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:45PM (#15700574) Homepage Journal
    Who said anything about a subpoena? TFA certainly doesn't.

    Shit, they probably didn't use the "PATRIOT act". My money is on the probability that they simply SAID the words "PATRIOT act" and facebook folded up like an origami swan.
  • Errr... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Otter (3800) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:45PM (#15700582) Journal
    How can a 'state agency' use the Patriot Act to subpoena a Facebook profile?

    Perhaps a more useful way of investigating this question would be to ask whether there's a single verifiable fact that could be found regarding this story of an unnamed student, an unnamed interviewer and an unnamed agency?

  • Tacky (Score:5, Insightful)

    by hey (83763) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:47PM (#15700605) Journal
    Its really tacky of the employeer. Did they ask: "I see here you like heavy metal music, are you in league with the devil?". I mean, jeeze, its mostly private time stuff.
  • Good! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Just Some Guy (3352) <kirk+slashdot@strauser.com> on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:56PM (#15700698) Homepage Journal
    Any job where the government is likely to audit your life before you're hired is the sort of job that demands a certain level of personal discretion. Publishing incriminating information about yourself online sort of disqualifies you for such jobs in the first place.

    Know why the government won't give you a security clearance if you have bad credit or unsavory habits? Because it makes you vulnerable to blackmail. If their screening process doesn't identify people that have made themselves extortable ("'lose' your keys this weekend or I tell your dad about that 'experimental weekend' you posted about on MySpace") then they wouldn't be doing their jobs.

    In short, if you must keep secrets about yourself, don't publish them online and still expect to get the sort of jobs that frown on them. This isn't rocket science.

  • by finkployd (12902) * on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:01PM (#15700739) Homepage
    How can a 'state agency' use the Patriot Act to subpoena a Facebook profile?"

    Ummmm, like this:

    State Agency: Facebook, under powers of the patriot act, we request that you give us access to your site. Failure to do so will be considered obstruction of justice and people will go to jail.

    Facebook: No prob

    Seriously, who in their right mind is going to stand up and be the test case for government powers this day and age, especially over something this stupid. Even if you win you will be labeled a terrorist sympathizer, unpatriotic, and have mounds of legal and financial problems. Not just the company, you personally.

    And I'm sure there will be some responses of "vigilance is the price of liberty" and "we must stand up against this" and all that jazz, but YOU aren't putting your life, reputation, livelihood, and (if applicable) supported family on the line. Whining that other people don't do so for you is just cowardly in the extreme.

    if-you-don't-want-it-published dept.

    Boy is the the truth. Think people. Have an interview coming up? Why not delete the pictures you posted online of yourself doing bong hits? Don't blame facebook or even the patriot act for what is clearly your own stupidity. Why trust the access control mechanisms of facebook when most of corporate America cannot control access to financial data and the government cannot control access to classified information. What makes you think that tomorrow facebook will not say "screw private controls, we are opening up the whole thing for the world"? What are you going to do, demand your money back?

    Finkployd
  • by MeauxToo (644228) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:04PM (#15700763)

    (Warning karma killing rant coming ... damn whipper snappers.)

    .. from the cold, hard world. If you want to keep something private, keep it to yourself. The moment that you entrust private information that is not protected under the law to a 3rd party is the moment when you should expect it to see the light of day at some point. I am not speaking from a legal perspective, but from a practical perspective. You have friends with blogs? Facebook accounts? Mouths? How long until they open their big mouthes -- they certainly some mightly loud megaphones.

    Patriot Act or not, marked private or not -- saying something on Facebook, MySpace, or their ilk is akin to a billboard in the middle of the town square. Kids today think that they can post ellicit, embarressing, or immature activities on the Internet, mark the information as private, and, magically, no one they don't want to know will ever find out. Learn some discretion, and keep matters to yourself.

    In short, quite your whining and develop some common sense.

  • by rewt66 (738525) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:28PM (#15700994)
    The DMCA!

    Yes, that's right, our other poster boy of bad legislation, the DMCA, to the rescue! See, bypassing the lock constitutes circumventing an access control...
  • Darwin (Score:5, Insightful)

    by 4solarisinfo (941037) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:53PM (#15701213)
    My roommate recently started a blog, and belongs to several of the social networking sites. When he ask me why I didn't join him, I simply explained that thought history we've always had the ability to list all our friends and thoughts in a diary and leave it on our front porch for anyone to read, but nobody ever wanted to.

    Just because we can doesn't mean we should...

    Why would anyone put things on the internet (at any security level) that could prevent them from getting a job? Sounds Darwinian to me, if you're too dumb to protect your private life, you're probably related to the person taking home a laptop with 25,000 social security numbers on it, so good riddance!
  • missing the point (Score:5, Insightful)

    by moosesocks (264553) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @04:00PM (#15701263) Homepage
    I'm sorry, but this is a little bit overreaching, considering that he had marked his profile as being private.

    To create an analogy:
    If he had a public profile, it would have been like the employer sent out a PI to follow him to the grocery store every time he purchased groceries. Groceries are in no way connected to work, but hey, he could be building a bomb out of household cleaning products. It's creepy, but is most likely within the realm of the law --- and there's nothing anyone can do to prevent this sort of thing.

    If his profile was private, it would have been like the detective following him into the grocery store, recording exactly what he purchased, taking down the number of the credit card he used to pay, and following him home to see how he used each item he purchased, and then following him on a date with his girlfriend. Whoa there! That's a definite unwarranted invasion of privacy!

    The line has to be drawn between what goes on in the business world, and in the personal world. Even if you're perfectly legit, certain personal information on your profile could affect the hiring decision for the wrong reasons. In the job application process, I don't specify my religion, political affiliations, sexual orientation, musical tastes, etc. because none of these things have anything to do with my ability to work. However, on facebook, I provide all of this information voluntarily to the people I consider to be my "friends" so that I can form new relationships and network with others. From a logical standpoint, there is no reason why I should not share this information, as it has absolutely no bearing on my ability to do my job.

    However, it is a well-known fact that subliminal subconscious biases occur in virtually all people. Perhaps if the employer noticed that I listed Greatful Dead and Phish as my favorite bands, he would subconsciously draw the correlation that I could be a stoner, and am thus less worthy to be hired. Logically speaking, itis a completely ludicrious assumption to base a hiring decision bsaed upon musical tastes, but the fact is that we make these sort of snap-judgements every day without realizing it, and such a judgement might be the impetus to choose between two equally-qualified applicants.

    I guess what it boils down to is that these sort of invasions of privacy give employers access to completely extraneous information, that although innocuous, will unfairly affect that person's chances of being hired.
  • by qazwart (261667) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @04:14PM (#15701381) Homepage
    I looked at the link. It is on Louisiana State University - Shreveport. The article says it came from "NACE Spotlight Online", but NASE Spotlight Online had no reference to the article, and the reference on LSUS's site had no reference to a webpage or date of publication.

    I've found three other copies of this story, all with the same generic NACE Spotlight Online reference.

    The article is of an unnamed individual interviewing at an unnamed company located in an unnamed town. It references a well known career site, but with no context about where this article was located or when it was published.

    Hear that sound? That's the sound of an URBAN LEGEND!
    • Re:If the job... (Score:5, Informative)

      by toleraen (831634) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:43PM (#15700550)
      It's not likely they'd do that thorough of an investigation, unless the job required Top Secret (unlikely for an internship). Something tells me a bored manager was going through google (or some other web crawlers) caches of facebook profiles, since the article stated he had only very recently put a block on his site. There was likely a cache somewhere on the web. Also, it stated he knew someone in the office. Could have been possible that the boss required he (or the friend willingly did so) show him his facebook. /shrugs
      • Re:If the job... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Otter (3800) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:49PM (#15700632) Journal
        It's not likely they'd do that thorough of an investigation, unless the job required Top Secret (unlikely for an internship).

        And at a state agency? Either it's something like what you're speculating and the interviewer was lying or joking or this whole sketchy story is just bogus. I'm guessing the latter.

        • fairy tales (Score:5, Insightful)

          by weierstrass (669421) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:29PM (#15701002) Homepage Journal
          >this whole sketchy story is just bogus

          right. if anyone speculating about this had bothered to RTFA, this is a 'true story' given as an example, w/o any real details whatsoever, as part of an 'article' on why you should be careful what you post about yourself online.

          IOW, the whole thing is about as 'true' as the true stories they told you at school about the kids who put fireworks in their pocket / took acid and thought they could fly, depending on what level of education you were at.
        • by caseydk (203763) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:35PM (#15701065) Homepage Journal

          The rest of the story is that he had his kidneys stolen the next day, but luckily Bill Gates sent him $300k for forwarding email.
      • Re:If the job... (Score:5, Informative)

        by ZachPruckowski (918562) <zachary.pruckowski@gmail.com> on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:53PM (#15700678)
        Google doesn't search Facebook profiles or cache them, as far as I know (and I've tried to Google for my own).
    • Re:If the job... (Score:4, Insightful)

      by pete-classic (75983) <hutnick@gmail.com> on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:45PM (#15700570) Homepage Journal
      If he agreed to it why would they have to invoke the PATRIOT [sic] act.

      -Peter
      • Re:If the job... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Vo0k (760020) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:22PM (#15700945) Journal
        because that's a one-liner cut-off of any discussion.

        Why do you want my ID? PATRIOT ACT.
        Why do I have to spend night in jail? PATRIOT ACT.
        Why do I have to undergo full anal search? PATRIOT ACT.
        Why are you keeping me in Guantanamo for 4 years without right to a lawyer? PATRIOT ACT.
        Why did you kick my kitty and took $10 from my wallet? PATRIOT ACT.

        And if you're going to question it and disagree, they will invoke the PATRIOT ACT and lock you up in Guantanamo. Under charges of anti-american activity (undermining authority of the PATRIOT ACT) which is terrorism.
    • Re:If the job... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Irvu (248207) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:48PM (#15700610)
      But the use of "The Patriot Act" as a justification is still a bit Sketchy. If he had agreed to it then the interviewer should have said so. If however he had not agreed to it explicitly then what is the Patriot Act doing being used in that way. The stated purposes of the act are to deal with suspected terrorists and for the purposes of national security investigations not job interviews.

      If he is the subject of a national security investigation then what are they doing revealing it during an interview? If, however he is not then what the hell are they doing using the Patriot act for that? In theory (yes theory) that should be illegal although it would come as not surprise to me to see them abusing it.

      In either case, if the story is true, this raises really troubling issues. Does that mean any applicant to the DMV will have "The Patriot Act" invoked, what about private-sector jobs?

      • Re:If the job... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by andrewman327 (635952) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:20PM (#15700920) Homepage Journal
        I highly doubt that PATRIOT act allowed the prospective employer to do this. Government officials are well known for claiming power through the PATRIOT act even when the act has no such provision. For example, photographers are often told that they cannot photograph things because the PATRIOT act says so, even though a law office tells me there is no such clause.
    • Only probably? (Score:4, Informative)

      by jd (1658) <imipakNO@SPAMyahoo.com> on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:52PM (#15700668) Homepage Journal
      Have you ever seen the paperwork for a secret clearance? Yeesh! They want everything - and I mean everything - for the past 5 years. 7 if it's top secret. IIRC, the form not only asks about you, but also about your relatives, your friends, your bosses... They'll randomly track down and interview former neighbors. Those applications are thorough. Stupid but thorough. If you're dual-citizen, it can take two years plus for them to process the paperwork, they're that paranoid.


      So what would said paranoid individuals do, when confronted with a blocked personal site? Ignore it? Yeah, right. I don't agree with what they look for - it seems questionable as to whether it has any relevance to whether the individual can be trusted - but it's blindingly obvious they'd investigate obviously hidden data.


      For "confidential" clearances, the rules are different. There, a fingerprint check with the FBI and a routine background check seems to be sufficient. That can take a week or two, but it's nothing like as extreme.

    • No (Score:5, Insightful)

      by sterno (16320) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @03:10PM (#15700823) Homepage
      Facebook is a private company that, so far as I know, does not sell the personal information of the people who visit the site. If they sell their information, which isn't suggested in this article, then what I'm about to say is moot. Even for a security clearance, the investigation does not involve issuance of subpoenas or other extraordinary searching. The clearance involves interviewing the person, their friends and family, and thoroughly scouring public records. In some cases it might involve a polygraph test.

      What really disturbs me though is how the article just glazes over the fact that Patriot Act was being used to investigate an intern for a government job. They just go on about how you should be careful what information you put out there. That's not the issue. Here we have a situation where information is on a public service but is kept private and it has been obtained through the Patriot Act for purposes clearly not realted to a terrorism investigation.
    • by Homology (639438) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @02:49PM (#15700622)
      > Sounds like the Patriot Act's at Slashdot as well...

      You mean it as a joke, but I'm sure that Slashdot hands over
      information to when required by the PATRIOT Act.

      So much for the Anonymous Coward ;-)
          • Someday, a slashdot troll will apply for a government job and they will ask him about those lovely images he continually posts, and is he really into that sort of thing? And what is his connection with the known terrorist organization, GNAA?

            And without knowing why, the rest of us will get a warm fuzzy feeling in our bellies and we will laugh in a Nelson voice, Ha-ha! and then wonder why we did it.
              • by Glonoinha (587375) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @06:00PM (#15702120) Journal
                Don't think for a second that IP addresses, time and date stamps aren't part of that post. Trace that back to the DHCP and maybe a few router logs associated with the IP address back at the ol' ISP and it's as easy as pie to identify an 'anonymous coward.' How do you think the RIAA does it, and they have to ask for cooperation - the feds just walk in and jack the data like they own the place.

                You can run, but you can't hide.
    • by Cid Highwind (9258) on Tuesday July 11 2006, @04:03PM (#15701286) Homepage
      I wonder if he realizes that with the right connections and a few thousand bucks, *everything* about his life is shared on the internet. Financial transactions, phone bills, property ownership, FedEx and UPS shipping records, legal records, etc are all there in corporate databases and on information brokering sites. A judicious use of the phrase "patriot act" could probably get you all the bank statements and phone records you could ever want.

      He can be smug now, but his next job interview could still go something like this...
      "So, Mr. Rogers, I see here that in September of 1988 you wrote a $200 cheque to a women's health clinic that no member of your family had ever visited before. That's about the same time your teenage daughter broke off her relationship with the Tanner boy who used to live down the street from you, or at least she stopped calling him every night, isn't it? The CEO is strongly pro-life and things like this concern him greatly. Anything you want to tell us about that incident?"