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MS Seeks To Patent Education-Feedback Software
Posted by
timothy
on Sat Nov 27, 2004 06:11 PM
from the patent-system-needs-a-reboot dept.
from the patent-system-needs-a-reboot dept.
theodp writes "The USPTO disclosed Thursday that Microsoft is seeking an early childhood education-related patent for Providing instructional feedback to a user, which the software giant says covers the use of computers to teach little tykes to form the letter 'b', make a 'ch' sound, and divide 321 by 17. Let's hope LeapPad-toting preschoolers are indemnified against Microsoft lawsuits." "Unstructured" is the key word in this patent, which (like most) is written in language that does more to obscure than illuminate. Just how structured was Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing? How about GCompris?
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What a Downer! (Score:5, Interesting)
May it be rigorously enforced for the good of humanity.
Re:What a Downer! (Score:2, Informative)
What prior art? (Score:2, Informative)
Oh great! (Score:3, Funny)
Now? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh great! (Score:3, Interesting)
First, the biggest threat is to "simulation" education, not regular teaching systems, and it looks like they are trying to patent a simulator. As the world becomes more complex, many things will be better taught by simulation than rote learning. The images didn't work well in Mozilla, but I get the impression that MS is proposing a stand alone unit over the broad scope of the early claims. IBM and Control Data may have the "prior art" for s
Re:Oh great! (Score:3, Insightful)
Microsoft is attempting to patent all intelligent systems. Their patent would essentially given them rights to any system that has a robust linguistic system and some sort of task oriented backend that explains things to people.
As a computational linguist who's interesting in making peoples lives better (through things that would fall under this patent), i think this would be a really horrible stifling idea. As a result i'm glad that the patent is so stupid, because i'm sure i
Good move! (Score:5, Insightful)
If only...
Sleazy, dispicable, under-handed, and cheap... (Score:5, Insightful)
Write your congressman and plead for reform.
Re:Sleazy, dispicable, under-handed, and cheap... (Score:4, Interesting)
I hate to break it to you but it won't help. Your congressperson doesn't give a shit about you. Read this [usatoday.com] article. Here is a quote.
While all 435 seats in the House of Representatives are up for election in November, the truth is that only about 25 to 40 seats are truly contested
So unless you live in one of those 24 t0 40 districts your congressmen gets re-elected automatically. As they say their only risk is to be caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
MS is bribing them, they know they will get re-elected no matter what.
When push comes to shove they will simply say that if you vote for their opponent gays will marry and terrorists will kill you and voila! They will get re-elected. Your neighbors are dumb and are much more concerned with preventing gays from being married then patents.
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Re:Sleazy, dispicable, under-handed, and cheap... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The worst of it is... (Score:3, Interesting)
It is also of note that the current UK government is all-for patent reform. ie: adopting the US standards.
Next thing you know... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Next thing you know... (Score:2)
Another one (Score:5, Insightful)
In my opinion, it should be protected like books (and such) by copyright law only. If I can recreate the same effect without seeing your code, I can't see how your patented software is innovative. 'Normal' inventions are a different story altogether; they can be disassembled, reverse engineered, etc. (Ok, Java code too).
Its not about ' code duplication' (Score:3, Interesting)
Should simple concepts be patentable? I donno, but should people be able to profit off their ideas, yes....
No Way (Score:5, Insightful)
I know little about patent law, but as an educator, the world is filled with many prior attempts (some very successful).
Anyhow...
Re:No Way (Score:2)
Does Microsoft care? No.
Should anyone else care? No.
If you are ever threatened over it, refuse to pay for the right to do whatever it is (or pay, if you feel it isn't worth the hassle), and if you get taken to court over it, go ahead, prove prior art (and complete absurdity.. come on, patenting feedback / double-click / to-do-list / tab to swap between hyperlinks in a brwoser, etc... Piss off MS) and their pa
This patent is horseshit. (Score:3)
Their patent is bullshit.
This is really funny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is really funny (Score:2)
Post dept (Score:3, Funny)
what about tachers (Score:3, Insightful)
And I thought parents and teachers were the ones to provide instructional feedback to the us... uhm, sorry child.
As regarding MS & patenting: nothing to say here,
Prior Art - The Graffiti Tutor (Score:2, Interesting)
And, these much older teaching tools are also obviously too structured and not prior art!
Madlibs, a game from the Apple II days! - Obviously too structured.
Lemonade stand - Apple II
. . . Other examples, too numerous to waste time on! There is so much prior art on this, that maybe it will wake someone at the US Patent Office up!
Very Prior Art (Score:3, Insightful)
Speak and Spell? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Speak and Spell? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Speak and Spell? (Score:3, Insightful)
Once a patent runs out, it's supposed to be in the public domain. Further, a patent isn't necessary. Simple publication is enough to get it into the public domain. Patenting *delays* that process. Public domain prior art is supposed to be as useful against a patent as patent prior art.
Of course, in practice, the system does not always work that way.
Yawn... (Score:5, Insightful)
Wake me up when one of these is upheld in court. That will be news. The patent office still hasn't even approved this one (and with its current rate, it will likely take a few years before it is).
I can apply for a patent for starting a fire with two sticks. Its even possible the patent office will rubber stamp it a few years later. But it is meaningless because there is no way a judge would accept it.
Re:Yawn... (Score:2)
And if the patent is ruled invalid, I doubt that MS would end up paying court costs, because you couldn't show malice. If the USPTO said that they had a good patent, then they have a perfectly legal right to act as if it really IS a valid patent. Even if what they pate
Re:Yawn... (Score:4, Insightful)
I believe the common practice is to use these patents as bargining tools with other companies. Such as "I want your patent for really cool item, so I'll trade you rights for really cool item for the rights to all this crap that I got through the patent system." It really isn't going to be worth it to go after small companies, especially when the patent is such that even a novice lawyer could defeat you. Also they can point to their long list of patents for pride reasons.
I can tell that while I was working at a certain large company with an extensive patent portfolio (not MS, BTW), they encourage their employees to seek patents for anything they think might be novel. Otherwise someone would likely come up with a real patentable idea but fail to report it thinking that it isn't worth it.
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Re:Yawn... (Score:3, Insightful)
Why not? That's been their basic strategy until recently, and it has served them well. See the Stacker case for example. They have ultimately lost many expensive lawsuits. However, for each case they lost, they have undoubtedly intimidated or financially drained into submission many other legal opponents. By showing their willingness to dump a lot of money even into losing cases,
Re:Yawn... (Score:3, Interesting)
I think the "news" is that Microsoft are trying to get as many patents as possible, as quickly as possible.
The apparent stupidity of some of the ideas they've come up with (patenting the comparaison of numbers?) implies that they're not trying to pretend that any innovation is happening at the company, they just want lots of patents.
Notice the timing though. Europe is in the middle
It's Clippy! (Score:3, Funny)
"It looks like you're trying to..."
Hello, Speak & Spell, Lil Professor, DataMan, (Score:2, Insightful)
No prior art.... (Score:5, Funny)
"Utilization of circular object to limit friction"
(the wheel)
Soon to be followed by a public pronouncement by Steve Ballmer that "The governments of many nations should be wary that they may be infringing on MS patents and could be sued".
Re:No prior art.... (Score:2)
Lite version is called LearnPad (Score:3, Funny)
A.CDEFG.I..LMNOP.RSTUV..Y.
Well, not so lite but the joke is there.
Microsoft can go and... (Score:3, Interesting)
I wrote a program that did this for my daughter in my own voice. If Microsoft wants to come sue me, they're welcome to go ahead and try.
Example Lesson: (Score:5, Funny)
A: 2?
## We've got a bright bulb here! fork to college-level section.
Q: In the following sentence, fill in the blank with the word that makes the most sense: "Software patents _________ innovation."
A: kill
## Oh dear, it seems we've got an open source communist on our hands. silently fork to MS re-education section.
Q: True americans believe in the Constitution, baseball, apple pie, capitalism, private property, and a healthy ecosystem of private intellectual property which promotes progress.
A: fuck this propaganda!
## profanity detected. lost cause. BlueScreenOfDeath(WITH_A_VENGENCE);
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I claim prior art (Score:2)
This is not Speak n Spell (Score:4, Informative)
If anything, it looks to me like MS is trying to end-run some of the Nintendo DS's possible functionality.
Re:This is not Speak n Spell (Score:2)
Useful comments please. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Useful comments please. (Score:5, Insightful)
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I will admit one thing... (Score:3, Funny)
Prior art: 1968 (Score:3, Interesting)
IBM even had a little "voice unit" for synthesized speech output from the old Coursewriter machines, but I forget the model number of the CPUs, I think they were 1401s. I have a nameplate from one of the old voice units somewhere, I found it lying on the floor when the old machines were decommissioned and the new DECs were installed.
No prior art. (Score:3, Funny)
Then, I'll install a money collector, along with a credit card machine, on every toilet sold in the U.S. I'll make millions!!!! Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!
I'd bet you that the USPTO employees won't EVER figure out that some amount of prior art (though I won't tell you where it is) already exists.
Re:Education? Feedback ? and Software ? (Score:2, Funny)
Feedback: "You just pushed those two buttons in order. Your system will now crash."
Software: "The system that is now crashing."
Re:Experimental Psychology (Score:2)