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Don't Smudge The Sensor When You Press 'Play'

Posted by timothy on Sat Jun 05, 2004 04:04 PM
from the well-it-sure-sounds-like-a-joke dept.
mattyrobinson69 writes "According to The Register, 'The RIAA wants your fingerprints.' They've teamed up with VeriTouch, who say 'In practical terms, VeriTouch's breakthrough in anti-piracy technology means that no delivered content to a customer may be copied, shared or otherwise distributed because each file is uniquely locked by the customer's live fingerprint scan.'" No details, but the article talks about a locked-down "wireless media player" to prevent such passing around.
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  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:05PM (#9346056)
    how this will work with porn movies...
    • by T-Kir (597145) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:16PM (#9346129) Homepage

      They really want your DNA in the long run... so be careful where you aim. :)

    • by sleepnmojo (658421) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:21PM (#9346155)
      This is actually a great question the RIAA should ask. If this has no way of taking off in the porn industry, how the hell do they think they will pull this off to the general public. All great technologies of their time got their boost from porn (VHS, internet, etc)

      If you can't sell it to the porn industry, aren't they just wasting their time?
  • by MoOsEb0y (2177) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:05PM (#9346057)
    now playdough is going to become illegal under the DMCA because it's a circumvention tool :)
  • Almost fair.... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by wvitXpert (769356) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:06PM (#9346062)
    Having your music locked to you instead of your computer almost sounds fair.
    I did say almost...
  • by grnchile (305671) * on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:07PM (#9346063)
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/05/16/gummi_bear s_defeat_fingerprint_sensors/
    • by xSquaredAdmin (725927) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:16PM (#9346132)
      Linkie [theregister.co.uk]
      • Warm Hot dog (Score:5, Informative)

        by cgenman (325138) on Saturday June 05 2004, @06:01PM (#9346732) Homepage
        I worked at a place that required finger prints as a confirmation that employees weren't checking in / out for eachother. After a few years the system got so bad that you could check in with the wrong finger, with someone else's finger, with toes, with an elbow... I've even signed in using a warm hot dog.

        In short, the real-world performance of these systems is still greatly up in the air, and is by no means a solution to security problems. The idea of etching a fingerprint photograph onto a PCB and into a gummy bear is ingenious, but somehow I doubt that after a few years of being kicked around any of these systems will be sensitive enough to tell if you took a picture of a fingerprint or of the president's head.

  • outrageous (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:07PM (#9346069)
    they just don't get it do they?

    Locked down devices have no future. Witness Sony getting its but handed to it by apple, after years of walkmen, by making intentionally defective products
      • Re:outrageous (Score:4, Insightful)

        by Grishnakh (216268) on Saturday June 05 2004, @06:37PM (#9346982)
        I don't know either. The only thing I can think of is that Sony really led the portable music device industry for a while since it pioneered the Walkman, and stayed in the lead with portable music players long after, including the switch to portable CD players, etc. However, for some reason (piracy concerns, maybe?), Sony never got into the portable MP3 player market, and when Apple brought out the iPod, it took over. Now, no one listens to tapes, portable CD players are old hat, and when people think of portable MP3 players, they think of the iPod and Apple, not of anything from Sony. Basically, it seems Sony has become a has-been.
      • Re:outrageous (Score:5, Insightful)

        by badasscat (563442) <basscadet75@yah[ ]com ['oo.' in gap]> on Saturday June 05 2004, @11:14PM (#9348365) Homepage
        Doesn't it look like one locked down device has usurped another ?

        I'm guessing you mean the iPod is a locked-down device too. But it isn't. It'll play non-DRM'd mp3's just as well as it'll play AAC files, which Sony players won't. Personally, *no one* I know plays anything but regular old mp3's on their iPod. I'm sure there are people out there that do use it for Apple AAC, but I would think those people are in the clear minority. People don't call the iPod and others of its ilk "mp3 players" for nothing. This is a clear fact that Sony and the rest of the RIAA (and don't forget, Sony *is* a member of the RIAA) don't seem to grasp. The iPod is a success because it plays mp3's. If it didn't, it would have failed. And mp3's are as popular as they are because they can be easily copied and traded, whatever the legality of it. It's as simple as that - if a hardware company wants a music device to succeed, it must support the standard mp3 format, which is what most everyone has the vast majority of their music in to begin with, and not for nothing either.

        Sony really has no such thing as an mp3 player - even their upcoming iPod competitor converts mp3's to ATRAC as you copy them over, from what I've read. It's an ATRAC player just like all their other digital music players (other than CD players, which are a dying market). Honestly, I half believe that the true nature of the PSP - which is considered a gaming device right now - is as a media player designed to popularize Sony Connect. It won't work, but I do believe that's the plan, to sort of sneak in there and make music a value-added feature of this device they expect to be popular for other reasons. And of course that music will be in the ATRAC format.

        Anyway, the RIAA is really smoking crack if they think people are going to have anything to do with fingerprinting to get their music. It almost reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where David Dinkins proposed a law requiring all New Yorkers to wear name tags all the time. I mean it's about that dumb. It's not even that it won't work (which it won't), it's that NO ONE will buy such a system, even if it means they don't get to listen to any new music. There's plenty of good music around already to listen to - more than I'd ever have time for in my life, that's for sure.
  • by bravehamster (44836) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:07PM (#9346070) Homepage Journal
    and I'll say it again:

    If I can hear it, I can copy it.

    These companies who are selling technology "solutions" to the piracy problem are like snake-oil salesmen selling cures to old ladies. It might make them feel better, but it doesn't make a damn bit of real difference.

    • Not the point (Score:5, Insightful)

      by cot (87677) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:12PM (#9346105)
      The real question is what if they can individually mark the music you purchase, and hold you liable if that music shows up on the net?

      Cash is going the way of the dodo. I imagine there will be some degree of outcry to this in general, but already almost everyone's using check cards, ATM cards, and what have you and the music industry just may decide to stop allowing the purchase of music with cash, effectively eliminating anonymous purchasing.

      Copy protection is inherently breakable if you allow the person to play the music back. The same is not true for watermarking, and I wouldn't be surprised if they try to go this direction in the long run.
      • Re:Not the point (Score:5, Insightful)

        by selderrr (523988) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:34PM (#9346247) Journal
        Cash is going the way of the dodo.
        no it isn't. There are way to many shabby practices that get dirty money. Last time I heard, there is as much fraudulent money (not counterfeit ! Just money gained from illegal activities) changing hands as white money. Andthe majority of that dirty money is circulating among the powers that be.

        They will never ever allow a fully traceable system to come alive. The mere fact that there isn't such a system yet proves this, since techincally, it not rocket sience.
      • Re:Not the point (Score:4, Insightful)

        by Alsee (515537) on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:18PM (#9346509) Homepage
        Copy protection is inherently breakable if you allow the person to play the music back.

        Right.
        Not only can you use an audio tape recorder, but it's impossible for them to prevent you from just decrypting the damn file in the first place. You can't play it at all unless they give you the decryption key in one form or another. If you have the key you can know the key and use it at will.

        The same is not true for watermarking

        ?????
        What makes you say that? The entire RIAA/Felton DMCA fiasco was exactly over the fact that every single watermarking variation the RIAA wanted to test was pretty much trivial to defeat.

        You just look at the same song from different people and with different watermarking. The difference between the songs is the difference between the watermarkings. At that point you can have software that either scrambles the watermarking or even strips the marking back to the raw song.

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        • Re:Not the point (Score:4, Informative)

          by Xzzy (111297) <sether@NOSPAm.tru7h.org> on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:00PM (#9346409) Homepage
          They can give you incentives for using plastic, but they cannot refuse to accept cash.

          Actually yes they can. The rules for it are a bit convoluted, but what it amounts to is that as long as it's made clear cash won't be accepted prior to any services, they can reject it as a payment.

          If that isn't adhered to, the eventual result is that any debt is forgiven by the courts.

          I may be sketchy a bit on some of that, but I looked it up a year or so ago and the point was that there are some situations where one doesn't have to accept cash.
        • Re:Not the point (Score:5, Informative)

          by FryGuy1013 (664126) on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:07PM (#9346446) Homepage
          "We do not accept bills larger than $20"

          I'm sure that $100 bills have the same markings, but refusing to accept them is perfectly acceptable. What "this note is LEGAL TENDER for all debts public and private" (emphasis mine) means is that the money is "real" since it's not backed by any gold bullion but rather is fiat money and is money because the gubment says so.
          • Re:Not the point (Score:4, Interesting)

            by bryanp (160522) on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:04PM (#9346427)
            While Amazon may not accept cash directly they do accept money orders, which may be purchased with cash at your local post office without any form of identification being required. So effectively, yes they do accept cash, as money orders are an accepted way of paying by cash through the mail.

            And yes, I do know someone who buys things online this way. A friend of mine is a little funny about his money - he doesn't use checks or credit cards or check cards or what not. He pays for everything with cash or money order. He orders things from Newegg quite regularly via money order.
          • Here in the U.S., the limit is $1. Most likely this limit is to prevent someone from paying a large debt in the smallest coin possible just for the annoyance factor. My guess is prior to the enactment of this law someone paid a $10,000 tax debt in pennies and the government had to accept it.

            Ok, that probably didn't happen, but I can dream, can't I?
    • by tyrani (166937) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:12PM (#9346107)
      I really hope that these "snake oil" salesmen keep up the good work. The longer that they keep selling silly ideas like this, the longer things will stay the same.
    • by noidentity (188756) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:22PM (#9346163)
      If I can hear it, I can copy it.

      Aha! That's the solution: make it impossible to hear! Boss will surely compensate me well for this...
    • Very Insightful (Score:5, Informative)

      by Pan T. Hose (707794) on Saturday June 05 2004, @08:56PM (#9347897) Homepage Journal

      It's been said before... and I'll say it again: If I can hear it, I can copy it.

      This is very insightful. Very insightful indeed. Do I have to remind the 1769 history of 13 years old Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756-1791) and the Miserere by Gregorio Allegri in Sistine Chapel? I don't think so. I believe everyone here remembers how this one of the unquestionably most significant and influential composers in history, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was the first person who has literally circumvented the copy-protection of Sistine Chapel with nothing more but bare ears and his pure genius. Please let me quote Wikipedia:

      Among the musical compositions of Allegri were two volumes of concerti, published in 1618 and 1619; two volumes of motets, published in 1620 and 1621; besides a number of works still in manuscript. He was one of the earliest composers for stringed instruments, and Athanasius Kircher has given one specimen of this class of his works in the Musurgia. But the most celebrated composition of Allegri is the Miserere, still annually performed in the Sistine Chapel at Rome. It is written for two choirs, the one of five and the other of four voices, and has obtained a celebrity which, if not entirely factitious, is certainly not due to its intrinsic merits alone.

      The mystery in which the composition was long shrouded, no single copy being allowed to reach the public, the place and circumstances of the performance, and the added embellishments of the singers, account to a great degree for much of the impressive effect of which all who have heard the music speak. This view is confirmed by the fact that, when the music was performed at Venice by permission of the pope, it produced so little effect that the emperor Leopold I, Holy Roman Emperor., at whose request the manuscript had been sent, thought that something else had been substituted. In spite of the precautions of the popes, the Miserere has long been public property.

      In 1769 Mozart heard it and wrote it down, and in 1771 a copy was procured and published in England by Dr Burney. The entire music performed at Rome in Holy Week, Allegri's Miserere included, has been issued at Leipzig by Breitkopf and Härtel. Interesting accounts of the impression produced by the performance at Rome may be found in the first volume of Felix Mendelssohn's letters and in Miss Taylor's Letters from Italy.

      It is worth repeating: If I can hear it, I can copy it. Amen. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart himself has proved it in the age of 13. Could we really need any better proof? Could there even be any better proof? Please keep in mind that there is more complexity and beauty in every minute of Allegri's Miserere than in the whole content produced by RIAA in any year. Let us not forget this very important fact.

  • Yep... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by i wanted another nam (726753) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:07PM (#9346071) Journal
    Because we all know how terrible it is to let a friend borrow your movie or music. Jesus h christ.
  • Riaa's Dream (Score:5, Insightful)

    by jeffkjo1 (663413) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:07PM (#9346072) Homepage
    This is The RIAA's dream. Everyone has to buy new... it's no longer possible to sell your music or give it to your little brother.

    However, the principle buyers of music, PCKs (Poor College Kids), won't bite because they sell their crappy cd's and buy used ones that they think they will like.

    Disclaimer: I am a PCK.
    • If they could get away with this, not only could you not sell or give your music to anyone, but only one person, whose fingerprint is registered could play it. I don't see how anyone in their right mind would buy such a device. Of course they could first buy a sufficient number of polititians that would make it unlawful to manufacture any player device without this faboulous "security feature"
      AAW
    • Re:Riaa's Dream (Score:4, Interesting)

      by orthogonal (588627) on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:01PM (#9346417) Journal
      This is The RIAA's dream. Everyone has to buy new... it's no longer possible to sell your music or give it to your little brother.

      No, the RIAA's dream is mandatory cochlear implants with attached DRM'd combination locks and a coin slot.

      I mean, why should the music on someone else's boombox or stereo be free for you?

      "Please deposit twenty-five cents for another minute of music."
      • Re:Riaa's Dream (Score:5, Insightful)

        by netringer (319831) <maaddr-slashdot@ ... m minus caffeine> on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:26PM (#9346552) Journal
        This is The RIAA's dream. Everyone has to buy new... it's no longer possible to sell your music or give it to your little brother.


        No, the RIAA's dream is mandatory cochlear implants with attached DRM'd combination locks and a coin slot.
        No the RIAA's dream is the same as Microsoft's:

        "Congratulations Mr. Smith, you're a father! It's a boy!"
        "Here's the birth certificate, the hospital bill, the fee for his initial Windows license and the fee for the first year of his right-to-listen-to-music license. We can combine those into the second mortgage loan amount or do you want to use your credit card?"
    • Re:Riaa's Dream (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Grishnakh (216268) on Saturday June 05 2004, @06:48PM (#9347081)
      However, the principle buyers of music, PCKs (Poor College Kids), won't bite because they sell their crappy cd's and buy used ones that they think they will like.

      What are you smoking? The principal buyers of music are teenage girls. As you just pointed out, PCKs don't buy much new music; they buy more indy music, used CDs, etc. Teenage brats with excessive allowances are the ones keeping the RIAA profitable, and they're such herd-followers that they'll buy into any crazy scheme the RIAA concocts.
  • Well (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Crashmarik (635988) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:08PM (#9346074)
    You have to ask if mugshots are to follow. DNA sample to buy a CD ? This does tend to confirm that the music industry considers there customers criminals and feels they should be treated as such.

    I can allready see the boost in music sales this will bring.
  • Mkay (Score:5, Funny)

    by broothal (186066) <christian@fabel.dk> on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:09PM (#9346081) Homepage Journal
    RIAA asked for it. They got it...
    /me gives RIAA the finger

    Happy now?
    • /me gives RIAA the finger

      Dear Sir,

      It is our duty to inform you that Freebird is the intellectual property of one of our constituant members, thus giving a free bird is going to cost you.

      Please send everything you have plus 10% per Slashdot reader (which we place at 37 billion). We'll be by for your liver later.

      Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

      Sincerly,

      The R.I. "Satan is our Bitch" I. A.

      KFG

  • da' finga' (Score:5, Funny)

    by GillBates0 (664202) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:10PM (#9346085) Homepage Journal
    they'll have to make do with my middle finger. Hope that's okay.
  • by Tassleman (66753) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:11PM (#9346094) Homepage
    This will go over like a lead balloon.

    I love these wacky ideas they come up with, they're so unbelieveable implausible. It's nice to know that they're wasting a fuckton of money on R&D for thie type of crap though.
  • by salesgeek (263995) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:11PM (#9346096) Homepage
    Because I'm getting in the latex finger/thumb print business.

  • Fair Use (Score:5, Insightful)

    by manitoulinnerd (750941) <joelbrunetti&gmail,com> on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:13PM (#9346115)
    Does lending music to a friend not constitute as fare use?

    What about when you die, if you have a sizeable music library (such could be considered an asset) how will your family be given access to it?

    They are wasting their time.
    • Re:Fair Use (Score:5, Funny)

      by EvilSporkMan (648878) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:19PM (#9346150)
      What about when you die, if you have a sizeable music library (such could be considered an asset) how will your family be given access to it?

      Well, obviously you won't be needing those fingers anymore...
  • by MrNonchalant (767683) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:17PM (#9346134)
    Makes me wonder if the RIAA will have some way to verify that it's actually a fingerprint they're getting. Simplest circumvention method I can think of is to lock the file with a random ubiquitous object (i.e. paper clip) and then anyone can unlock it with the same object.

  • If you are going to do something this complex you are going to have to close the analog hole. Next thing you will have to have the speakers surgically implanted into your ears...so that you can only hear input from an "approved" device.

    Ahh...crap I better shut up giving them ideas.

    *runs to patent the idea*

    McK
  • Yes! (Score:3, Informative)

    by Kreigaffe (765218) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:24PM (#9346176)
    This is perfect! I've always wanted to pay more for something because it comes with some sort of arcane and pointless feature that decreases functionality! It's like they read my mind! I don't even pirate music, the rewards vs. time invested for me just doesn't work out (apparently, no one else with a computer likes the music I look for). However it's measures like this that would drive me to rip&burn my way through anything i ever might want. Yes let's not even get into the fact that fingerprints change, and I've no faith in fingerprint scanners to begin with, and when you couple that with a cheap piece of crap stuck on to a portable player.. I'm sure it'll work just fine. Even after I wind up with a few new scars across my fingerpads, I'm SURE it won't accidentally lock me out of my own music! Oh and I bet if that DID happen the RIAA would gladly and with all due haste remedy the situation with a new copy of those now-locked songs for me.
  • by orthogonal (588627) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:26PM (#9346193) Journal
    From the linked article: "iVue: a wireless media player that allows content producers to lock down media files with biometric security. This week Veritouch announced that it had demonstrated the device to the RIAA and MPAA.

    "In practical terms, VeriTouch's breakthrough in anti-piracy technology means that no delivered content to a customer may be copied, shared or otherwise distributed because each file is uniquely locked by the customer's live fingerprint scan," claims the company."


    Now just who is going to buy this, a player that you can't let your mom or girlfriend (ok, that's not a problem for Slashdotters) or colleague borrow, that you can't use if your hand's in a cast or even in a glove (nobody plays MP3s on cold days?)?

    And worse: how do you purchase tunes? Presumably, you'll have to present your fingerprint on purchase so it can be matched to the fingerprint when played. So will the media player lock you into purchasing only from merchants that process your fingerprint? How will you play free music -- like the legal live band recording at archive.org?

    Perhaps it will also play fingerprint unencumbered music, but then what's the point?Why go to the extra trouble to purchase from a fingerprinting vendor, which at least will probably require hooking the player to your PC, providing the fingerprint, transmitting the stored fingerprint from the media player through the PC using some proprietary mechanism like an Active-X control?

    again, who will want to pay extra to deal with having to provide a fingerprint?

    The answer: no one.

    So will it be legally mandated, or are the big record companies planning to stop selling CDs and sell only encrypted, DRM'd music? It has to be one of the two, or else this product has no market.
  • by hethatishere (674234) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:35PM (#9346258)
    The RIAA is very excited about their newly discovered way to stifle fair-use and beat down consumer rights.

    They seemed to have forgotten that two years ago Finger Print scanners were tricked by then a little known Japanese cyptogropher named Tsutomu Matsumoto. This pretty much stalled adoption of finger-print scanners indefinetely since supporters were unable to prove they could outsmart his meddling.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1991517.stm [bbc.co.uk] [BBC.UK]

    I'm sure those who want to will find an even easier way of defeating it on a hardware/software level rather than resorting to copying finger-prints. But still you think the RIAA themselves would follow security news.
  • What gets me (Score:5, Insightful)

    by ValourX (677178) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:37PM (#9346279) Homepage
    It's funny -- you can lock down a player all you want, but not the output. Nothing stops you from running a standard audio cable from the output (headpone or speaker jack) of the DRM'd device into the input of an unrestricted device, thereby allowing you to copy the music.

    Sure it's analog (unless you use S/PDIF), and there will be a slight reduction in quality, but it will definitely be a useable recording.

    Yet another DRM technology defeated by a simply workaround.

    -Jem
  • Just fucking sad (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Henrik S. Hansen (775975) <hsh@member.fsf.org> on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:42PM (#9346305) Homepage
    It's just so fucking sad to think about the amount of time, talent and money that's wasted on this kind of crap.

    Software should help people, bring people together, make stuff easier to do. It should not restrict us, seperate us, and make things harder to accomplish.

  • by midifarm (666278) on Saturday June 05 2004, @04:51PM (#9346358)
    This will do nothing, but drive record sales into the ground. Artists need to uprise and stand up for themselves because the RIAA doesn't seem to be servicing them any more, it's all about the labels and the royalty publishers.

    You might hate his music, but George Michael has released his LAST store CD release. Everything from now on will be available online only! This is a huge step forward for the artists themselves.

    Bands like U2 and Aerosmith need to follow suit, drop their labels, do all their own production (which they do anyway) and sell their songs themselves. The day of the middle man making money off of the talent needs to come to a close. Our rights as consumers and fans are being infringed. The artists are the ones that need to step up.

    Lars if you're listening, drop Electra and start doing it all yourselves. Control your own distribution!

    Peace

  • by julesh (229690) on Saturday June 05 2004, @05:10PM (#9346463)
    You walk into the music shop.

    You: I'd like to buy the latest... err.. Eminem single, please. Erm. As a present, you know. For my little brother.
    Sales assistant: Certainly, if I can just take your fingerprint...
    You: Fingerprint? I didn't know it was a crime to buy Eminem records. Yet. Although I'm sure somebody's working on it.
    Sales assistant: No, no, it's just to stop other people from using it.
    You: No, no, you don't understand. It isn't for me. It's a present.
    Sales assistant: Sorry, we need a fingerprint.
    You: He lives five hundred miles away.
    Sales assistant: We can sell you a voucher? Or maybe you could get him to send his finger to you?
    • by cgenman (325138) on Saturday June 05 2004, @06:32PM (#9346922) Homepage
      Scene 1:

      Roommate: Hey, the CD's over and the party's dying. Get up off the floor and put another one on.
      You: Ngguh.
      Roommate: You've got to. It's your fault for getting smashed by 11.
      You: Nnnnuuuuuuuh.
      Roommate: Dude, that cute girl in red has been giving me looks all night. You have to keep the party going.
      You: Nnnnuh. Nuhhhhhhhh.
      Roommate: Allright, we'll do this the hard way. Give me your hand. Guh! Damn you're heavy. Guh! Ok, over to the stereo! And no grunting in protest.

      Roommate: Phew. I knew we should have just played MP3's.

      Scene 2:

      Employee: Welcome to Walmart! How can I help you?
      Customer: I'd like to buy a copy of "Vespertine" by Bjork.
      Employee: Ok. I need your fingerprint and 3 forms of ID. There will be a 4 day waiting period while we burn an individualized copy.
      Customer: What?
      Employee: We do all of this for your convienience.
      Customer: That doesn't make any sense.
      Employee: See, right here on the label of the sample box. It says "For your convienience, this recording is individually traced."
      Customer: ...How much is that shotgun?
      Employee: Fourty-nine ninty five, with your super-saver card.
      Customer: Deal. [turns gun on Employee] Now give me that CD.
      Employee: Sure thing.

      Scene 3:

      [Scene 3 has been lost. The woman delivering scene 3 to the studios struck a telephone pole while trying to get approved by her biometric car stereo. But on the bright side, none of the medics stole any of her CDs.]