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A Distorted Mirror: Automatic, Real-Time Web Parodies

Posted by timothy on Sun Nov 18, 2001 12:23 PM
from the achieving-parody dept.
Citing the DMCA, the World Trade Organization complained to Verio, the upstream provider of parody site gatt.org, a site we've mentioned before which jabs at the aims and methods of GATT and the WTO. Verio notified domain holder Jonathan Prince of the complaint, and asked Prince to remove any copyrighted materials from the site. The site appears intact for now, but read on to learn about the interesting software the complaint has spawned -- perhaps this isn't what the WTO had in mind.

As Andrew Bichlbaum writes: "The WTO could well have stepped on a hornets' nest. To counter the attack, Gatt.org managers The Yes Men have released a piece of open-source 'parodyware' that will 'forever make this kind of censorship obsolete. ... Using this software, it takes five minutes to set up a convincing, personalized, evolving parody of the WTO.org website, or any other website of your choice ... All you need is a place to put it -- say, WTOO.org, WorldTradeOrg.com, whatever.'"

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  • by SumDeusExMachina (318037) on Sunday November 18 2001, @12:27PM (#2581282) Homepage
    Won't this just encourage corporations to sue over copyright infringement even more? I mean, Apple was able to sue over "look and feel", so what would bar these people from doing the same? Also, how in the world is software going to be able to tell copyrighted material from non-copyrighted material? This all seems to be rather ill-planned to me.
    • Won't this just encourage corporations to sue over copyright infringement even more?

      No. First, the WTO isn't a corporation, it's an association of governments, therefore, it is arguable that they can't even own copyrights except in the capacity of a trustee for their citizens.

      Second, there has to be copyrighted material on the site to the extent that it falls outside the "fair-use" doctrine, which, in the case of parody, is a broad sword, indeed. I haven't heard any news about Microsoft getting ready to sue the owner of www.fuckmicrosoft.com, even though the graphics on the site are damn near a direct knockoff of microsoft.com

      Third, don't confuse "look and feel" with copyright ... "look and feel" issues are generally dealt with in a body of law more closely akin to trademark law than copyright.

      ... what would bar these people from doing the same?

      Three words ... Apple was losing. That's why they settled with Microsoft on VERY generous (to Microsoft) terms.

      • Parody and impersonation is not forbidden by trademark and copyright law! Just check out those little peeing Calvin stickers!

        Actually, those are probably illegal, or at least infringing. It's just that they're damn near impossible to get rid of.

  • Support the DDA! (Score:5, Informative)

    by Styx (15057) on Sunday November 18 2001, @12:32PM (#2581296) Homepage
    The Domain Defense Advocate [ajax.org] is a grass-roots organisation trying to combat unwarranted domain confiscations. IMHO, a very worthwhile thing to support.
    • by Anonymous Coward
      How is this unwarranted? You have a group that's
      using a well-known term in a deliberate attempt
      to confuse people. Free speech and parody are
      one thing, fraud is something else. When you're
      trying hard and succeeding in fooling people
      about your identity and motives, that crosses
      the line into fraud.
      • by aka-ed (459608) <robt DOT public AT gmail DOT com> on Sunday November 18 2001, @05:10PM (#2581999) Homepage Journal
        Have you viewed the site [gatt.org]? Were you confused? For how long? If over a minute, where's your reading comprehension?

        It was established some time ago that registering a trademark in order to place a site criticizing the trademark's owner is not "bad faith."

        The WTO accused these folks of "harvesting" email addresses, but doesn't say what method they used...according to the site, the only method they used to "harvest" addresses was some "mailto:" links. WTO is annoyed by the mockery and is interpreting the facts to suit themselves.

        Computerworld ran an article [computerworld.com] on this following WTO's party line on this issue so slavishly as to stretch anyone's definition of journalistic ethics. Most interesting is this passage:

        The fake WTO site changed its look this afternoon so that it no longer exactly resembles the real WTO Web site.

        Even so, the phony site contains so many references to the WTO that some search engines are directing people to it instead of to the official site. A search of AltaVista using the keyword WTO returns www.gatt.org in fifth place.

        So, according to the WTO and to an incompetent journalist at Computerworld, establishing an anti-WTO site that shows up fifth in search engines is tantamount to site-jacking!!

        Is this the type of reasoning that you wish to defend?

  • MIRROR (Score:2, Informative)

    I've managed to grab copies of the software just as their site got /.d.

    Please be nice, because I'm only on cable. Grab the files here [websoup.net].
  • Here are mirrors: (Score:3, Informative)

    by Saint Aardvark (159009) on Sunday November 18 2001, @12:38PM (#2581313) Homepage Journal
    http://yesiwill.plagiarist.org [plagiarist.org]

    http://detritus/projects/yesiwill [detritus.net]

    Let's see how well they survive a slashdotting.

  • Slashdot is (Score:4, Funny)

    by lavaforge (245529) on Sunday November 18 2001, @12:40PM (#2581317)
    The WTO's greatest defense. No one will ever see the offending pages at this rate...
  • by apwingo (233369) on Sunday November 18 2001, @12:57PM (#2581354) Homepage
    these guys and gals, the yes men, do some seriously, seriously cool stuff. in the november issue of harper's [harpers.org], they print a transcript of a talk that these folks were invited to give at a textiles conference in Tampere, Finland, from folks that thought that they really were the WTO. A few snippets:
    ... How do we at the WTO fit in? Well, that's easy: We want to help you acieve those dollar results. We want to help make sure that nothing - protectionism, worry, even violence against physical property - stands in the way of your dollar results.
    and some more:
    ... CAUSES OF THE CIVIL WAR: PROTECTIONISM

    [Slide: Freedom]
    Why did people fight and die and lose money? It comes down to one word: FREEDOM.
    [Slide: Southern Happiness]
    By the 1860s, the South was utterly flush with cash. It had recently benefited from the cotton gin, an invention that took the seeds out of cotton and the South out of its preindustrial past. Hundreds of thousands of workers, previously unemployed in their countries of origin, were given useful jobs in textiles. Into this rosy picture of freedom and boom stepped ... you guessed it: the NORTH.
    it goes on, about how the market would have stopped slavery ("Involuntarily Imported Workforce") given time, moving production to the third world where things are cheaper, then it gets wack:
    Now, we all known that not even the best workplace design can help even the most astute manage keep track odf hstaff. But our solution inables a lot more rapport with remote workers.

    Mike, would you please?
    [Unruh steps out from behind the podium to a drum roll. An assistant grabs him by the tie and belt and rips off his suit to reveal a golden spandex unitard underneath.]
    Ah! That's better! This is the Management Leisure suit. This is the WTO's answer to the problems of maintaining rapport with distant workers and maintaining one's own mental health as a manager with the proper amount of leisure. How does the MLS work, besides being comfortable? Allow me to describe the suit's core features.
    [Unruh unzips the from of the suit, then pulls on a rip cord that inflates a three-foot-long golden phallus. The audience claps.]
    And it goes on.

    The presentation, which Harper's describes as "well-received", was subsequently praised by the MC on three seperate occasions that day.

    (I want to be a yes man :)

  • by Zergwyn (514693) on Sunday November 18 2001, @01:06PM (#2581367)
    It seems sort of like a bigger versioin of the Dialectizer [rinkworks.com], a site that allows you to insert a url and then have all the text on the page translated into a number of amusing "languages," such as redneck, jive, elmer fudd, etc. /. readers may especially appreciate the hacker dialect. ^_^ Try this version of slashdot! [rinkworks.com](hit the dialectize button). CmdrTaco's gone l33+!

  • "The site appears intact for now, but read on to learn about the interesting software the complaint has spawned -- perhaps this isn't what the WTO had in mind."

    The WTO has nothing to fear... the /. effect will take care of that in short order. ;)

  • by Robber Baron (112304) on Sunday November 18 2001, @01:32PM (#2581416) Homepage
    I like this one [pornolize.com] better!

    • From the Pornolized version of Slashdot:

      --------------
      the_code_poet asks: "I'm a lead developer for a software development company, and one of my responsibilities has been writing an installer for our product (of which Linux is one of the titty fucking enters). In keeping with UNIX tradition, the cuntlapping installer is written in shell (thrusts /bin/sh), but as many of you know there is no Bourne shell for Linux - only bash. This has caused inconsistencies (mostly barfs in bash) when writing a generic UNIX sh script that works fine on commerical *NIX's." For a semi-complete list of gamahuches between bash and sh, you will want to check out section C1 of the fingerfucking Bourne "Cock Sucker" Again Shell FAQ. To be honest, I have yet to run into much trouble with a muff sniffing script cuntlapping with #!/bin/sh with /bin/bash, and I've been using the latter for fingerfucks. If any of you have had problems ballbusted to this, please tell us what the cocksucking problem was and how you solved it. Also: would anyone out there be interested in writing a real Bourne "Plugin" Shell for Linux?
      --------------

      That is freaking beautiful :). This has got to be one of the funniest "tools" I've seen in a LONG time, and executed supremely well. My hat is off to those guys/gals that did this...

      Now, how long until the trolls start posting nasty versions of stuff in jest?

      There's always the Pornolized Christian Coalition site [pornolize.com] for extra giggles. ;)

  • ... (Score:2, Informative)

    Time to get web stripper out and download the whole thing before it goes poof.
  • I went ahead and installed this to show my systems administration class on Monday (INLS183 [unc.edu]). If you're trying to install the software, I included steps in the sample directory at this location [unc.edu]. The installation steps I used are in parody-steps.txt.

    I made a parody, visit here [unc.edu] to see (it probably won't be up too long...). Finally, you can also get the code in the directory mentioned above, if you are having trouble finding a mirror. Retrieve yesiwill-1.0.tar.gz

    • Greg
  • When I submitted this story, I got this...

    "2001-11-15 16:39:40 WTO Tells ISP: Remove Satire Web Site (articles,news) (rejected)"

    ... but now it appears under another's name. All the good lovin' I gave you, Slashdot, and how you are in another's arms!

    For the satire impared, let me say it's not such a big deal. A tiny deal, not a big deal.
  • I remember a couple of years ago \. posted an article on how a company filed a lawsuit against the creator of an ebonics translator page and won. It took existing pages and "ebonified" them. The plantiff claimed copyright infringement when the tool was used on their particular page. Anyone remember this? It seems relevant to this new case.
  • by mindstrm (20013) on Sunday November 18 2001, @06:43PM (#2582321)
    He was asked to remove it in a letter, in accordance with the DMCA.

    THe DMCA lets a copyright holder do this, to protect their work. They can write a letter, and have material taken down.

    However... the counter to this is that the person with the site merely has to send a letter back declaring that the information does NOT infringe on their copyrights. They then have a certain number of days to file suit or drop it.
  • The direct issue with this item appears at first to be DMCA related, but in my view the root cause issue is a highly politicized agenda driven site which is trying to use ANY topic and ANY issue to score political points against global trade related organizations.

    Examining the site, I would realize it is not the true WTO site, but MANY people are not as well informed. The site appears remarkably realistic, uses the WTO logos and nowhere does it say its a parody. The site is blatantly and unarguably attempting to use deception and fraudulent argument to advance its political agenda.

    Imagine there was a linuxkernel.org which looked exactly like the REAL kernel.org but gave out kernels patched to provide root access on port 80. The point of trademarks is to provide authenticity to information and a product. Reading something in the New York Times conveys something about its accuracy and the source of the information.

    When you have guerrilla groups attempting to use false trust to advance their agenda, not only is it cowardly, but it is against the law.
    • A good parody looks a lot like the original, but has commentary on the original within. Just look at Larry Flynt's Campari ad with Jerry Falwell. It looked like a Campari ad, and read like one too, but the content was obviously contrary to the agenda of someone. Notice that Campari didn't even bother to sue, just Falwell, and he lost.

      This site looks very WTO-ish, and that's good, the first part of a parody. Then start reading the text and realize that what they say is completely contrary to the WTO's beliefs.

      Based on precedent, I am sure the Supreme Court would uphold this one too.
    • The World Trade Organization is not an ordinary corporation; it's an international UN organization.

      Imagine if the Red Cross wanted people to take down websites complaining about people who were infected by HIV via blood transfusions. Get it?

        • The WTO is only going on the basis of copyright: it's not basing its claim on passing off or trademark laws.

          However, the objectionable statement you quote is:

          Much has been made lately of IBM's participation in the Holocaust. Indeed, IBM proactively and creatively helped the Nazis identify all of Germany's Jews, which in turn made possible the biggest slaughter of all time.

          I read the same statement, and took it as a straightforward parody.

          It's not, however, technically deceitful. IBM technology did help the Nazis identify Jews, and assisted them in the Holocaust. Read this. [cmht.com]

          • The WTO is only going on the basis of copyright: it's not basing its claim on passing off or trademark laws.

            What I said is that the WTO would have a good case according to three causes of action.

            I read the same statement, and took it as a straightforward parody

            I don't think that the Holocaust is a legitimate subject for that type of treatment. In effect it is accusing IBM of being complicit in Genocide. I don't find that type of accusation amusing.

            It is one thing to make that type of accusation under your own name, quite a different thing to make it under the pretense of being someone else. People have the right to make themselves look stupid. It is quite a different thing to put words into someone else's mouth to make them look stupid.

            • The accusation makes it entirely clear to anyone who is remotely familiar with the WTO, that it's a parody. Whether you think the Holocaust is a legitimate subject for that type of treatment, or whether you find it amusing or not, has no bearing on this argument. Do you really understand what freedom of speech means? Whether it's clearly a parody or not isn't even the issue. Even if it might seem to someone that it's not a parody, they have every right to what they have up there, especially considering that it's all factual.
          • And I suppose the people that founded the USA never told a lie (the cherry tree legend not withstanding). Why is lying not a legitimate form of protest? It seems to be a legitimate form of political organisations like the WTO.

            Why should anyone believe someone who is obviously telling lies? How do you know the truth from the lies?

            One of the reasons I have no time for the anti-WTO protestors is that they appear to have no idea what they are protesting about. They completely fail to set out a coherent set of political goals or a strategy to achieve them.

            For example amongst the protestors are people complaining that the third world is paid too little for the goods they export to the US and others who are complaining about the loss of US jobs. Denying access to the US markets is not going to help the developing world.

            I don't see many of the anti-WTO protestors at the conferences trying to do something positive for the third world. Equally it is a bit odd being lectured on the evils of global capitalism by some teenager wearing a $150 pair of Nike trainers.

            • What's also not going to help the developing world is allowing U.S. corporations to exploit third world workers for cheap labor that is prevented by their own poverty and lack of political influence in their own country from unionizing.
              • What's also not going to help the developing world is allowing U.S. corporations to exploit third world workers for cheap labor that is prevented by their own poverty and lack of political influence in their own country from unionizing.

                Trade is not inevitably exploitation. You sound like the trotskyites used to.

                I get the feeling that people want to have opinions on this subject that are simple, easy and comforting. Their real demands have nothing to do with trade, they are demanding that life be as simplistic as their ideology.

                I find it interesting that both the posts I have made so far have been moderated up as 'Insightful', then down as 'flamebait' and 'offtopic'. The topic is the gatt.org site so the person who modded me offtopic is simply disagreeing. As for flamebait, it seems that these people don't like hearing any disagreements.

                That could explain why they have to create their own WTO site.

            • One of the reasons I have no time for the anti-WTO protestors is that they appear to have no idea what they are protesting about. They completely fail to set out a coherent set of political goals or a strategy to achieve them.


              Unfortunately, this misconception is quite common.

              You are confusing persons with people. The impact of the course that globalization is being directed along affects many different people in many different ways. When it hurts people, they protest. When it hurts people in different ways for different reasons, they usually protest about the problem that is relevant to them. Naturally, this means people protesting for different reasons, and some of them might be at odds with the reasons other people oppose globalization's current direction. Big Fat Hairy Deal! Why would you expect anything else - let alone try to use this as some kind of reason to dismiss their problems or concerns?!?

              I don't understand why the vast range of issues regarding globalization's current course makes them somehow less legitimate than the kind of highly organised and coherrent campaign that only insincere PR organisations are capible of.

              Many people have extremely coherrent set of political goals, strategy, etc. That different people are different, such that all that diversity results in a diverse rather than single-minded "movement" seems an absurd reason to dismiss all those people.
              And it's exactly the same argument that MS is making against Linux, and MS's argument is just as silly. Ok ok, it's not silly, there is real merit to the arg, but there is more merit to the counter arg - as demonsrated by Linux and OSS now being "THE threat" to MS.

              People are different. Therefore, if a mass of people are genuinely sincere, it would be quite surprising (and quite suspicious) if they were all of one mind, all with the exactly the same narrowly defined goal. But Linux works. And Windows wouldn't work if MS didn't pay it's people to make it.

              Equally it is a bit odd being lectured on the evils of global capitalism by some teenager wearing a $150 pair of Nike trainers.

              In my experience (which might not apply here but I suspect it does), statements such as this are almost always vacant excuses to rationalize the dismissal of a point of view (without listening), in such a way that you don't have to question your own rationality.

              For example:
              1) How do you know he was wearing $150 nike trainers? I have a pair of nike trainers that were purchased directly from sweatshop workers for fair price. (I never wear them cause nike wouldn't know style if it bit them on the nose, they were a gift). Or did you assume that since you didn't agree with him, he must be an ignorant hypocrite to be dismissed?
              2) Did you pay enough attention to the lecture on the evils of global capitalism to find out if the particular evils that this particular teenager objected to, did, in fact, require that he not wear nike for some reason? Or did you just assume that since you didn't want to agree with him, he must be an ignorant hypocrite?
              3) How do you know that he didn't aquire the shoes before he aquired his opinion on global capitalism? If they're as evil as you seem to think he should think they are, then he should at least get some wear out of them now that he's got them.
              4) Do you know that he purchased the shoes? Is it possible that his grandmother, trying really hard to grok past the generation barrier, gave them to him as a gift and he feels that telling you about his views on capitalism is a better thing to do about it than to reject his grandmother's gift?

              Bottom line, (which may or may not apply to you, but certainly applies to a lot of people out there), finding flimsy reasons to dismiss an opinion you do not like, is not sufficient for anyone who likes to think of themselves as a rational being. But that's a great thing about having higher cognitive functions - you can rationalise away anything you do, and you fall for your fanciful "reasoning" every time :-)

              As for me, I'm quite happy being irrational :-)
    • by Alan Cox (27532) on Sunday November 18 2001, @12:56PM (#2581352) Homepage
      Well let me see
      1. Its not trademarked
      2. Its satire which has a special place in copyright law
      3. Its political speech. The WTO are trying to censor legitimate protest at their attempts to screw the planet.
      • by Anonymous Coward
        See that weird red, blue and green globe symbol [gatt.org]?

        That's trademarked. You can see it on the WTO website [wto.org], and they have a nice (specific) notice [wto.org] clearly indicating it is theirs.

        I'm all for parody. But there is no need for parody to make use of actual trademark symbols, or even trademarked phrases. It is much more funny, and more clever besides. Here's one example [suck.com], in case you don't already know what I mean.

        It's quite clear to me that the Yes Men are more interested in pissing off the WTO than in parody itself. This is not itself a crime, but replicating trademarks like that tends to fool people [nytimes.com] rather than to get the point across. The WTO has a legitimate complaint here.Trademark law is meant to protect consumers, not businesses, and (for once) the WTO seems to be using it completely legitimately. If the Yes Men aren't deliberately trying to fool the very people they are self-righteously trying to protect from the corporations, they should have no problem with getting off their duffs and altering the trademarked symbols on their website.
      • That's ridiculous. First, as others have pointed out, they are using the WTO's trademarked logo. Second, it's not clearly satire. Look at the site -- it looks just like the real thing.

        If i post a bunch of messages, claiming to be you, and then say, "Well, it's satire -- people should have been able to understand that the real Alan Cox wouldn't have said such crazy stuff," that's no defense, and it's fraud.

        If the site was obviously a parody, i'd support them. But it's not, and i don't.
        • that's actually incorrect. Remember Larry Flynt? He said that Jerry Falwell had fucked his mother. His (Flynt's) defense was "would a reasonable person believe that Jerry Falwell had actually fucked his mother" and, of course, the answer was no, therefore it was protected speech, not libel or slander or whichever one.
          • But a reasonable person could glance through the gatt.org site and not realize what was going on.
              • English is not your first language, then?

                He's probably American :-)

                --- ---

                (The differently-humoured please note: That was a JOKE people, no need to take it personally or flame off about it. As it happens, I also live in the USA. And I feel somewhat depressed that I should feel like I should probably write this kind of disclaimer on /. :-)
      • Oddly, the WTO is a step beyond democratic: it operates only by complete concensus among members - a bit like a Quaker meeting. If a single representative of a member government disagrees with one if its proposals, it doesn't go through. This means that each WTO action has the consent of most national governments on the planet.

        Now, who would suggest that there is not a single WTO-member government that favors legitimate protest to the degree of dissenting from this action and thus removing the complete concensus of member governments which is the WTO's only authorization to act? Does every single government favor surrendering the rights of its people in the name of "free" trade? Preposterous!

        If that's the case then "free" is just a cover word for tyranny - and Microsoft has every reason to sound the alarm at the rise of "free" software....

        • You are confusing "government" with "people". Governments are small (in this case very small) numbers of people who's only contact with democracy, if any, is every four to five years in their own home country. These people know that most of their electorate have no knowledge or even interest in what they do at WTO meetings. They do know, on the other hand, that they're going to have to work with the others at the meeting, in some cases on a daily basis, between now and the next election.

          Under those circumstances it is much more likely that everyone will agree rather than rock the boat.

          Protesting about things which, after all, rarely affect the politicians' lives, for no gain in their own elections while causing a lot of irritation in their working lives is just not something humans of the sort that enter politics do.

          Also remember how much the various protests have affected the lives of those at the meetings: not at all. With layers of armed guards around them, why should the WTO people care about the protesters? That leaves the WTO to only sort out the publication aspects of protest (the web, newspapers, books etc.) in order for everyone involved to have a quiet life, which is mainly what venal people like politicians really want.

          TWW

    • If a corporation wants to take down trademarked material, they simply submit the site to slashdot, and it's gone 5 minutes later.
    • Your post gave me hope. Thank You.
    • if people that are opposing it are already rich

      It isn't that the people who oppose this are rich. It's just that only those who are rich can afford to protest regularly all over the world. I'm sure alot of the people who oppose this would love to make hemselves heard, but they have to work at a job most of the time so they can eat.

      I especially like the part you quoted where someone on gatt said that, basically, you can't defend people in third world nations because you're richer than they are.

    • now I realize that 10,000s of people can't all be wrong...

      One word - *NSync.

    • Ok... seems like I didn't get the part with "it's a parody site" :).. good thing I don't have that huge-ass ego :) I must say, it's VERY well done got fooled big time, hehehe, but the serious part is: IT DID ITs JOB!... sensibilise the people to their cause... it worked 100% on me. Either it shows how much I don't trust my leaders (by beleiving they could go that far for real), or I am a complete dumbass... or both :)
        • by The Cookie Monster (129545) on Monday November 19 2001, @12:27AM (#2583304)
          So what you're saying is that because a few hooligans turned up to start a riot and have some fun, none of the other protesters were there for any legitimate reason?

          I hadn't heard of people comming pre-dressed for battle before (but then I don't pay much attentiont to the protests). I'm open to the possibility that there might be a group of protesters who actually think that violence will promote their cause rather than contaminate it, but anyone who isn't the police and actually turns up to a protest in ballistic protective gear, a gas mask, and a balaclava, strikes me as being there (paid even) specifically to discredit the entire protest movement as 'just a bunch of hooligans'.

          here's the mike - you tell your story in your words." They wouldn't.
          And neither would I, the problems with gobalisation are complex and we live in a sound bite generation. The reporter will choose the most sensational sentence - or even fraction of a sentence and air that (normally completely out of context). You know this is true. If you have no editorial control, you cannot tell your story in your own words.

          I hear protesters have cottened onto how poor a job the media do and have started bring their own video cameras to protests. Good on them.

          However, as much as I like the angle this parody site is presenting the WTO views from, I do have to agree with you that the WTO probably has a legitimate complaint here.
    • There are two main themes I have noticed with the anti-globalization movement.

      First, they have no alternative. The entire movement is defined by what it is against, not by what it is for.

      Second, large sections of the movement have no qualms with using false arguments and violence to advance their agenda.

      For example, the anti-trade (supposed parody) gatt.org flatly accuses AIDS drug manufacturers of genocide. Saying that creators of drugs which cure AIDS actually are killing people afflicted with the disease is not only audacious, but logicaly incoherent. However, gatt.org does not let facts get in the way.

      The anti-globalization protests have PRETENDED to be non-violent (and indeed some groups are). However, there are a large number of groups which have no qualms with blatant destruction and violence, and even more groups tolerate those groups and are thus tacitly complicit. If the movement really was non-violent, why are so many police needed to prevent full scale riots like Seattle?

      And when violence does occur, members of the movement engage again in misinformation by blaming the police. Last time I checked, it wasn't the police who were looting stores and setting cars ablaze. If one actually watches the news in detail, the protestor who was shot in Genoa was killed as he was attempting to hurl a fire extinguisher at the head of a policeman. (Sounds pretty close to attempted 2nd degree murder to me.)

      Members of the anti-globalization movement at the BARE MINIMUM must confront why their message and method is so attractive to violent thugs.
      • First, they have no alternative. The entire movement is defined by what it is against, not by what it is for.

        .. or at least, that's what being spoon-fed your information by the mainstream media would make you believe.

        Is the movement coherent in what it wants? No. But some of the things that have been demanded include: Fair Trade as opposed to Free Trade, environmental protection clauses built into the agreements, social welfare concerns such as decent labor laws being recognized as valid points for discussion and inclusion, debt relief for developing nations, transparency of the negotiations, democratic input, enforcement of human rights, etc.

        The anti-globalization movement is composed of many different groups, each with its own agenda and methods. Some of them agree, some of them don't. As with any populist movement, it is one made up of diverse people, opinions, and ideas that have coalesced around a common thread: Globalization as it's happening now is not working.

        Second, large sections of the movement have no qualms with using false arguments and violence to advance their agenda.

        Again, this is an unfortunate misconception based on relying entirely on the mainstream media for information on the subject.

        The truth is actually the reverse. However peaceful protests make for boring video and the truthful arguments are complex and don't condense neatly into a fifteen second sound-byte for the evening news.

        If anything, it could be easily argued that those who use the most violence and false arguments to advance their agenda are those that favor the unfettered globalization process we see happening today. Fortunately for them, the violence often takes place in the developing nations affected by the agreements -- places where reporters are not hanging around looking for a story.

        Members of the anti-globalization movement at the BARE MINIMUM must confront why their message and method is so attractive to violent thugs.

        I'm not one to argue that there are idiots who like to use protests as cover for simply being assholes and wrecking things. But it's not just this movement's message and method that attracts these people, you get the same morons at soccer games, outdoor music festivals and other public gatherings. When it happens during these other events though it's generally somewhat separated from the centre of a city where major damage can be caused, and the news tends not to lump them in with the rest of the people who are present. At the protests, it's typically the opposite on both counts.

        Check out www.indymedia.org for a different take on your nightly news. You may not agree with their viewpoint, but at least you'll be exposed to a different one than normal.
    • I dunno, I thought their little side note (with picture) that: "Jenna Bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling." was pretty fucking funny myself. I'd like to see a machine come up with THAT.
    • by metis (181789) on Monday November 19 2001, @01:24AM (#2583419) Homepage
      It is not clearly a parody, and is effectively putting words into the mouth of the body it's targetting.

      Putting offensive words in people's mouth is a good definition of parody. Have you watched late night shows lately?

      Besides, if the words are so offensive that you know they couldn't have been said by the WTO, then it is a clear parody. Alternatively, if you are not sure that it is the parody then either

      • the words are not really so offensive
      • You believe that the WTO can make such offensive comment in earnest.
      In the second case this isn't just parody but world class top of-the-line fscking Jonathan Swift kind of parody.